The cook was a good cook as cooks go; and as good cooks go, she went.
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Sun, Sea and Stotty Cakes.
As I have mention before, friends of ours, Malcolm and Anne, have retired to the Costa Blanca. They are a lovely couple, typical warm-hearted northerners who will do anything to help and on those weeks that we don’t hire a car, go out of their way to pick us up and take us back to the airport. Despite being lucky enough to live the life of sun, sea and sangria, they still miss the Northeast.
Not the weather, that goes without saying. But they do miss the friendly northern patter and have fond remembrances of life on Tyneside. The people, the places and particularly the food of home, yes that’s right, home, because no matter where they now reside, they still in their minds think of the Northeast as home.
One of the things that they miss is a Stotty Cake – hence the title, we always take them some ham, peas pudding and a couple of stotty cakes when we go out. The Stotty is a type of flat round bread belonging quintessentially to the Northeast of England. Made from white bread dough, but without a second rise or a second knead, they have a tighter consistency and are cooked in the oven bottom so that they only rise a small amount. Cut into quarters they can be split across the middle and filled with whatever you want. Traditionally they are buttered and then filled with ham and peas pudding. Nowadays a lot of workmen breakfast on a ‘Stotty Full House’, bacon, egg, sausage and bean, inside half a stotty cake.
Stotty is a Geordie word that roughly translates as bouncy and it is said that in the old days no baker from the area would consider the dough properly made, if it didn’t bounce when thrown on the kitchen floor. (please do not try this at home)