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Short stories for girls

     
A collection of short stories for girls to read  for free
 
Camping In The Wood                    Katie Kraw and the Rogue Dragon
Adventure in The Red Barn (part 2)                  All Of ATangle           
Sandy And The Beast               A Great T-rex                     Fibber, Fibber.     
The Cucumber And The Pea (Poem)           Kraw And The Curse     
Mirror (poem)     Billy     Tracy's New School      Chloe's Pony           
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Home Planet

 

No lights showed as the gargantuan vessel slid through the dark void of deep space. On the upper surface, the dome that was the command module – the only part of the ship with windows – was in lock down and with the meteor shields in place, no light could escape. At this stage in the journey the low level lighting inside was set at green and this gave the command centre the ghostly look of the Marie Celeste. However onboard the Bovine Explorer – aptly named because she was as stubborn as an ox to handle, except when under computer control – there were none of the half eaten meals or the other clutter of a hurried exit, here all was calm and orderly as the ship continued to obey the commands of the onboard computer.

 

The rest of great ship was quiet too, the only sound being the muted throb of the pulse generators and the barely audible click, click, click of the injectors as they fed the concentrated Tiradium pellets into the main drive unit. Yet this was no automated drone, the ship carried one thousand settlers – all especially picked to rebuild humanity and all beneath the age of twenty – on a journey to a star, or to be precise one of the planets in orbit around that star.

 

For the past ten years the settlers had been in cryogenic suspension, but soon all that would change. As the ship neared its destination, the computer would awaken them.

 

Deck one; level three command zone, contained the individual cryogenic chambers of the equally young crewmembers – average age sixteen. The occupant of the chamber marked C/FH was dreaming of a lush patchwork of multi shaded green fields, stitched together by the darker green of trees and the silver threads of sparkling streams. A tribal memory from better times before she was born. Today there were very few fields green or otherwise now left on the mother planet.

 

Back there half of the planet was covered in ice, while the other half baked under a relentless sun and things were getting worse. Within half a lifetime what was left of the land would be unable to support even the vastly reduced population of the earth. Hence the journey of the Bovine Explorer and the other ships that followed behind. Not for them the luxury of exploring the new world and reporting back, there was no time for that. They must trust in the vision of the prophet David and reach the new world if the species were to survive.

 

There had been other prophets before David and they had all prophesied the end of the world, but David who was born in the midst of the great cataclysmic events that wiped out ninety percent of the globes population, was the only one who prophesised that life would continue beyond the death of the home world.

 

Not that everyone was a follower of David and who could blame those that weren’t. Here was a young man who dreamed of a new life on an unknown planet deep in space and many mocked his belief. Despite his detractors a goodly proportion of the population believed in this new world prophet and set about building the ships that they would need for the journey.

 

 In fact they were given a great deal of assistance by the rest of the population, who laboured under the premise mistaken or otherwise, that if large enough numbers joined the exodus to the stars, the earth would have sufficient resources to support those that remained behind.

 

 The repeated sounding of the gong, as computer began the process of recovery eventually penetrated the dream world of Commander Freda Holmes and she opened her eyes and closed them again, against the glare from overhead. Now that the cryogenic chambers were open the main lighting had kicked in throughout the whole of the ship, it was as if night had fled and a new day had dawned. An apt analogy for as it drew near the planet they approached would either become their new home, or if inhospitable would result in the death of them all.

 

Freda shivered, after ten years in suspension it felt strange to feel the air on her bare skin. She reached out and gripped the sides of the chamber and staggered as she stepped out onto the deck. ‘Not too bad,’ she thought, ‘No it’s better than that, it’s OK, I feel fine.’ Which was a relief, since no one knew what effect ten years in suspension would have on the human body. Oh, the scientists had done their calculations and vowed that everything would work, but that’s not the same as having done it before and knowing that it worked.

 

She looked around, the rest of the crew were emerging from the chambers and she called over to the tall gangly figure her second in command, Captain James Head, ‘Jimmy get them in the showers and into their suits.’

 

‘Aye, aye, Commander. Come on you lot you heard what the commander said.’

 

Half an hour later the crew were at their assigned posts and Freda sat in the command chair, ‘Ok, Jimmy let’s see what’s out there.’

 

‘Aye, aye … Ronson, Retract the meteor shields.’

 

Aye, aye, Sir.’

 

Freda, as they all did, wondered what was out there; she believed in the prophecy, believed in David himself. But now they were going to find out if they would live or die.

 

As the great ship lumbered onwards and the shields slid slowly down into the hull, the planet was revealed to those in the command module and any fears they had entertained fled. The prophet David’s vision was true, the globe before them brightened as dawn spread across the surface showing its true colours, the blue of the sea’s, broken by the green and brown of the land masses, all overlaid by great broken swirls of the clouds.

 

Freda waited until the cheering died down, then addressed her second in command, ‘Take her into orbit, Jimmy. Take us home.’

 

 Copyright © F. Watson
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How can you stop moles digging up your garden? 
 
Hide the spade.
 
 Katie Kraw and the Rogue Dragon

 

‘That man there,’ hissed Lord Watherill. ‘Yes you, you idiot, get out of sight, he’s coming.’

 

Lord Watherill a squinty-eyed, sour-faced individual, and his henchmen had arrived midmorning and some of them – the ones with the nets – were hidden on the walls surrounding the castle yard. The rest all armed with long spears and ropes were in hiding down below, around the sides of the yard itself. They were waiting there to capture Katie’s dragon, Kraw.

 

(How come Katie has a dragon I hear you ask, well it’s a bit of a long story, but the short version goes like this. Kraw arrived at the orphanage during Katie’s ninth birthday party, he had been sent by the head of the guardian dragons to adopt her, but she refused his offer. However Kraw looked so sad that Katie relented and allowed him to adopt her, but only until she could find a proper mum and dad.)

 

Earlier when his Lord Watherill had arrived and said that he had come to arrest Kraw on charges of terrorising the countryside, Edward Morgan the town’s mild mannered Sheriff had protested. ‘But, My Lord, Kraw wouldn’t do such a thing, he has done nothing but help everyone since he came to the area, he even has a medal for saving the princess and he doesn’t breath fire.’

 

But Lord Watherill wouldn’t listen to him. ‘Look, sheriff a dragon has been eating sheep and cattle and burning down barns all over the county and the only dragon living in the county is this Kraw.’

 

‘But, Your Lordship, maybe the dragon that did all these terrible things flew in from outside the county.’

 

‘Impossible. Beside all the reports say that he flew in from this direction and then returned this way.’

 

‘But, Sire …’

 

‘No buts, Morgan, we are here to arrest this dragon and see that he is dealt with. Now stand aside and let us get on with the job in hand.’

 

It was a waste of time talking to Lord Watherill, he just wouldn’t listen; all that sheriff Morgan could do was to wait until Kraw was captured and then speak up for him when his case came before the judge. Thank goodness Katie is in school, at least she won’t be riding on his back when he is captured.

 

‘Ready men here he comes,’ cried Lord Watherill.

 

High above Kraw finished looping the loop, spun into a barrel roll, followed by a corkscrewing dive straight for the castle yard. Lord Watherill squawked and dived under a pile of hay as two tons of dragon sped towards him. The Sheriff, who was used to Kraw’s Aerobatics stood where he was and watched as Kraw came out of his last twist into a hover and then settled gently to the ground. ‘Good afternoon sheriff,’ he rumbled. ‘It’s a lovely day for flying don’t you think?’

 

Unfortunately the sheriff didn’t even have time to warn him, because within seconds Kraw was entangled in the nets thrown from above and bound tightly by the men hiding below. He roared and lashed his tail but that was the best he could do. He couldn’t even breath flames; he had given up eating coal since the day he had accidentally set fire to Rob Barley’s trousers – luckily they were on the washing line at the time.

 

‘What’s going on,’ he roared. ‘Why have you tied me up?’

 

‘I’ll tell you why,’ said Lord Watherill who had crawled out from under the hay and was now busy picking straw out of his hair. ‘You are under arrest for eating livestock i.e. Sheep and cattle, also you will be charged with burning down at least a dozen barns.’

 

‘Rubbish,’ Kraw roared, I only eat meat on a Sunday and I’ve given up breathing flames. I’m innocent, I tell you.’

 

‘I don’t believe you, but I am a fair man and you will get your chance to put your side before you are executed. Now sheriff, lock him in the dungeons until the dragon slayer arrives.’

 

‘But Sire, we can’t lock him in the dungeons, he’s too big to get through the doorway or down the stairs.’

 

‘Well lock him in the hall then, it has double doors and the windows are too small for him to escape through.’

 

So poor Kraw who was still bundled up in rope and nets, had to suffer the indignity of being dragged across the yard, up the stairs and into the old hall of the castle.

 

‘Sorry about this, Kraw,’ said Sheriff Morgan when they were out of Lord Watherill’s hearing. ‘But I’ll do what I can to help, just don’t ask me to set you free, it’s more than my job is worth.’

 

‘In that case can you let Katie know what has happened and I wouldn’t mind a snack, a sack of turnips would do nicely for now.’

 

After having a sack of turnips delivered to the hall, the sheriff made his way to the orphanage to catch Katie when she finished school.

 

At two o’clock the school doors opened and the sheriff stood to one side as the children poured out. Katie was easy spot, while she was a little smaller than the rest of her classmates; there was no mistaking her red hair, freckled nose and infectious grin.

 

The sheriff caught her eye and waved her over.

 

‘Hello sheriff,’ said Katie as she reached him. ‘Why the sad face?’

 

‘Because Kraw has been arrested for eating livestock and burning down barns and Lord Watherill has sent for the dragon slayer.’

 

‘That’s silly Kraw wouldn’t harm a fly, besides, since he stopped eating coal he can’t breath fire.’

 

I told Lord Watherill all that, but he wouldn’t listen, he has got it into his head that Kraw is guilty and is going to have him executed.’

 

‘He can’t do that!’ Katie cried. ‘We’ll send a messenger to the palace, the king won’t allow Kraw to be harmed.’

 

‘I’ve already sent a messenger, but it will take two days for the round trip and the dragon slayer will arrives soon.’

 

‘In that case we will have rescue Kraw ourselves.’

 

I’ll do what I can to help, but I can’t let Lord Watherill see me helping or I’ll lose my job.’

 

‘In that case you can distract the guards while I talk to Kraw.’

 

So that was what they did; while the sheriff kept the guards talking by the doors, Katie went around the side of the hall, dragged a box over to one of the windows and climbed up a whispered, ‘Are you there Kraw?’

 

‘Of course I am, Mistress I’m all tied up.’

 

‘Well, you won’t be there for long, I’ll be back as soon as it’s dark, I’ve got a plan to set you free.’

 

That night two figures, one small and slightly built, the other tall, broad, and carrying a sack, stole silently through the darkness at the side of the hall. On reaching a window the smaller of the two climbed onto a box and slipped through the opening. ‘OK, Jim pass the sack through.’

 

Jim the blacksmith did as he was told and there was a muffled thump followed by a cry of, ‘Ouch!’

 

‘You all right in there, Katie,’ he asked.

 

‘Yes, the sack was heavier than I thought and I had to let it drop that’s all. It’s best if you get off now Jim. I can manage from here.’

 

‘I’ll be off then,’ he said

 

But Katie didn’t reply she was too busy dragging the sack over to where Kraw could reach it. ‘There you are Kraw,’ she said as she took a knife from her belt and slit the sack open, allowing the coal to spill out. ‘You eat that, while I cut you free.’

 

Half an hour later Kraw was free, the coal had been consumed and they were ready. Katie climbed up onto Kraw’s back, gave the signal and the doors turned to ash, as a blast of blue flame incinerated the wood. Before the guards could recover from their surprise they were through the opening and climbing high into the night sky.

 

‘Thanks Katie, ‘rumbled Kraw. ‘Now I’ll drop you at the orphanage, then go and find this rogue dragon and clear my name.’

 

‘Hey, not so fast, you’re not getting rid of me that easily, I’m coming with you.’

 

‘But – but – but…’

 

‘Never mind, but, but, but, I’m coming with you and that’s that.’

 

Kraw sighed and gave in, Katie could be very stubborn when she set her mind on something and he knew it would be a waste of time trying to get her to change her mind.

 

‘We’ll spend the night in the barn and begin the search in the morning.’

 

‘Good idea Kraw, it’s so obvious that it’s the last place they’ll look, at least for tonight.’

 

The barn stood in the field next to the orphanage and Mrs Tolly, the lady who ran the orphanage had allowed Kraw to live there.

 

As soon as it was light they took off and began to search for the rogue dragon’s lair. By noon they had checked out the caves on Cob Hill, the old copper mine in Green Valley and drawn a blank at each. That only left Bramble woods and the forest. Bramble woods seemed the least likely, as it was impenetrable due to the brambles that gave it its name. But they decided to check it out anyway. Kraw circled the outside of the woods, but it was clear to them both that there was no way in or out at ground level and since the tree canopy was thick and unbroken, nor was there any from above.

 

As they moved off towards the forest something made Katie look back, ‘Hold on Kraw take a look at this.’

 

Kraw turned and looked back, ‘What am I supposed to be looking at?’ he asked.

 

‘That green patch in the tree canopy.’

 

‘Which one? The whole canopy is green.’

‘There near the centre, the green is darker, sort of duller there.’

 

‘Oh, I see what you mean, let’s take a closer look.’

 

As they drew closer the patch seemed darker still and some of the leaves appeared to be drooping, ‘It’s an opening covered by branches,’ exclaimed Katie.

 

She was about to say more, but was interrupted as the patch of green exploded and through a blizzard of leaves they saw a large green shape shoot skywards. They had found the rogue dragon, now all they had to do was catch him. Kraw set off in pursuit and had almost caught up with the rogue, when he turned and attacked them. Flames belched towards them and Katie felt the heat as Kraw shot to one side and then dived towards the ground. ‘Get ready to jump,’ he called as he headed towards a haystack.

 

‘No, I’m not leaving you,’ Katie shouted.

 

‘Yes, you are! I can’t fight him properly if I have spend my time worrying that you might get hurt.’

 

Katie would have protested further, but as they drew level with the haystack Kraw twisted to one side, throwing her from his back into the hay and by the time she got to her feet, he was locked in combat with the other dragon high above. For an hour they streaked across the sky, first one in pursuit and then the other. Twisting and turning, looping and diving, as they blasted each other with great gouts of blue dragon flame. Finally they fought tooth and claw at close quarters until at the peak of the battle they became so closely entangle that they plunged to earth as one and when the resultant dust cloud settled, to Katie’s dismay both dragons lay still on the ground.

 

‘Kraw!’ she screamed as she raced over to where he lay.

 

Kraw lifted his head and groaned, ‘Oh, that hurt.’

 

‘Thank goodness, I thought for a moment that you were…’

 

‘What?’

 

‘I thought you were…God, you do look awful.’

 

‘If you think I look bad, you should see the other dragon,’

 

‘I have and he’s unconscious.’

 

‘Good, now all we need to do is get him back to town and clear my name. Hop on my back.’

 

Katie did as she was told and Kraw grabbed hold of the rogue and with mighty beats of his wings dragged him up into the air. It was a great strain and he could only manage to get six metres off the ground. It wasn’t very high but it would have to do and he set off for the town. Luckily they didn’t have to go far before they met Lord Watherill and his thugs, who were out searching for Kraw.

 

‘Here’s the dragon that has been causing all the trouble,’ said Kraw as he dropped the rogue at their feet. ‘You’d better bind him and get him to town before he wakes up.’

 

When Lord Watherill reached the town, late in the afternoon, he found himself under arrest by the king’s guard - who had arrived sooner than expected - and he and the rogue dragon were taken off to the palace. The sheriff and the townsfolk arranged a feast for Katie and Kraw. Lord Watherill became plain Mr Watherill when the king removed his title and the rogue dragon lived the rest of his life as a vegetarian, in the Royal Zoo.
  
Copyright © Fred Watson April 2009
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What is the tallest yellow flower in the world?
 
A giraffodil

Camping In The Wood

The three of us were walking home from school on Thursday and Cindy was banging on about Mrs Mendle our maths teacher. Cindy hated maths mainly because she was our resident Drama Queen and claimed to hate anything that wasn’t creative. Laurel who was at the other side of Cindy rolled her eyes and decided it was time to change the subject. ‘Are we still on for yours tomorrow night Sandy?’

‘Yes I suppose so, although I’m getting sick of the same thing all the time.’ I said.

Every Friday night, except when we went away separately, on holiday with our families, we had a sleepover at one of our houses, and tomorrow it was my turn to have them at mine.

‘We not invited then?’ asked Cindy.

‘Sure you are, it’s just…I don’t know…it’s not what you could call exciting, is it?’

Listening to myself, I thought, Sandy the great adventurer, I even get sick on the big dipper.

‘Well, I for one think our sleepovers are great,’ said Laurel. ‘We get to play our music without interference, can put on our makeup and we stay awake chatting all night.’

‘Yeah, and we have good giggle.’ cried Cindy.

‘Yes I know, but couldn’t we do something different and still have a sleepover too.’

‘Like What?’

‘Don’t know.’

‘I know! I know!’ Cindy said excitedly. ‘We could make it fancy dress, we could all dress up as character from High School Musical 3.’

‘Good one, but I still don’t know.’

‘We could sit around telling scary stories,’ said Laurel.

‘We do that anyway.’ I said.

‘Not in the wood, in the dark, sitting around a campfire, we don’t.’

Now, I’m the worlds greatest scaredy-cat; I hide behind the settee when Dr Who is on the telly and the idea sent a shiver down my spine; but I found myself saying. ‘Let’s do it. I’ll ask mum if we can camp in the wood at the back of ours.’

Strictly speaking the wood wasn’t a wood at all, it was just a bunch of about thirty trees, with a clearing in the middle that grew right at the bottom of our garden.

With a bit wheedling and whining we all got permission from our parents to camp out. Which was just as well, since we were determined to do it anyway.

Friday night after tea, while it was still light, we pitch our tent, made a stone fire-circle, gathered enough dried wood to last the night and hauled over a couple of logs to sit on. After dark we sat around a blazing fire toasting marshmallows and telling stories. Despite being only two hundred yards from our house no light shone through the trees and beyond the circle cast by the campfire the night was like a black wall around us.

Cindy was telling us a particularly gruesome tale about a mouldering corpse that wandered the night, when I heard a noise. ’Shhh! Listen, what was that?’ I cried.

The noise, whatever it was, stopped as I spoke.

Laurel gave a nervous laugh and said, ‘Are you trying to scare us? I don’t hear anything.’

No sooner were the words out of her mouth than a noise came from somewhere in the wood behind the tent. Scrreeaaaaape, scrreeaaaaape, scrreeaaaaape. It sounded a bit like someone dragging a nail down a blackboard and I imagined some large predator sharpening a claw on a tree. Except we didn’t have any large predators in the English countryside. There was silence for few moments and then the noise came again, Scrreeaaaaape, scrreeaaaaape, scrreeaaaaape, this time from further to the right, In the silence that followed we sat frozen unable to move. But when that horrible scraping came again, from even further to the right, almost as if it was circling around us, we jumped to our feet and ran screaming from the wood.

Reaching the house we hammered on the back door and dad let us in. ‘What’s the matter with you lot?’ he asked. ‘you look as if you’ve seen a ghost.’

‘Don’t be silly dad, of course we didn’t. But we heard these terrible noises and got scared.’

‘You wouldn’t have been telling each other scary stories at time, by any chance?’ He asked with a chuckle.

‘It’s not funny dad,’ I said giving him my best, parents know nothing, look. ’ We were really, really scared.’

‘OK! OK!’ He said. ‘Why don’t I make us all a cup of drinking chocolate, and then you can tell me exactly what happened.’

Dad put a plate of biscuits on the kitchen table, handed out the cups of chocolate, sat down and said, ‘Right, now tell me what happened.’

We all began to babble at once and he held up his hands. ‘Whoa! One at a time, please.’

The others looked at me so I began. ‘We were sitting around the fire toasting marshmallows…’

‘And Cindy was telling us about a mouldering skeleton,’ said Laurel.

‘Corpse,’ I said, giving her a withering look, ‘and I thought I heard a noise.’

‘I didn’t hear it.’

‘Neither did I.’

‘Who’s telling dad what happened?’

‘You are Sally,’ they chimed.

‘In that case can you both be quiet until I’ve finish.’

They didn’t look too happy with the idea, but they both nodded their heads.

‘OK,’ I said. ‘After that we heard this horrible screeching, scraping noise. Then we heard it twice more and it sounded as if whatever was making the noise was circling around the camp.’

‘You know that sounds are amplified at night, especially when it is quiet,’ said dad. ‘What you probable heard was some small night creature out hunting.’

‘No way dad, whatever it was it was Gigantic.’

‘I doubt that Sally. But I’ll go up there with you in the morning and we’ll sort it out then. Now off to bed the three of you.’

‘We all piled into the one bed, left the light on and believe it or not eventually fell asleep.’

Of course, we slept in the next day and it was eleven o’clock before we arrived downstairs.

‘Come on you sleepy heads, the cereal’s on the table, eat your breakfasts and we’ll go to the wood.’

‘No thanks,’ we chorused

Dad laughed, ’Oh, it’s OK, I’ve already been up there and I couldn’t find a thing. I just want you to show me where the noises were coming from, and then we’ll pack up the tent and bring it back.’

Reluctantly we agreed and when we arrived at the camp after breakfast, I pointed to a tree beyond the tent. Dad walked over and we followed. ’See,’ he said, after circling the tree, ’There’s nothing here.’

‘Oh yeah,’ I said. ‘What are those then, above your head?’

Twelve feet up on the tree trunk three deep jagged scars had been ripped downwards though the bark. He stared up at them, glanced around nervously and said, ’Show me the other places where you heard the sound.’

We did, and those trees also bore the same scars. Quickly, we collected the tent and hurried back home.

Dad telephoned the nearest zoo and they sent out an expert who said that the marks had been made by a large bear. Strangely there were no bears missing and there were no reports of anyone seeing a bear.

The expert said it was a bear, but we girls knew it wasn‘t; after all what kind of bear moves without making a sound, leaves no trail and only has only one extra large claw?’

Needless to say, we never camped in the wood again.

Copyright © Fred Watson February 2009.
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Why was the crab arrested?
 
Because it kept pinching things. 

  

Sandy, Marmalade and the Wellington

 

Grandma’s front lounge was one of those cosy old-fashioned rooms with a display of plates on a plate rack, a mantelpiece over the fireplace, several big overstuffed armchairs and an equal number of warm woollen rugs on the floor. Despite her only using the lounge on special occasions, she didn’t like the thought of it getting that cold and damp feeling that unused rooms often get. So once a week, from autumn through to spring, she lit a fire in the fireplace and kept it burning all day.

 

Marmalade the cat knew this and liked nothing better than to sneak in there, curl up on the rug in front of the fire and doze for a few hours. And today was no exception he squeezed through the part open door, made his way to the rug in front of the fire, did that little scratching thing that he always seem to do before settling and lay down for a nap.

 

As he slept his eyes moved behind his closed eyelids, his paws twitched and he gave low growling noises, as he dreamed of catching birds, rabbits and one sandy coloured mouse in particular. Feeling rather than hearing a fluttering above him, he opened one bleary eye just in time to see a birthday card drift down from the mantelpiece and settle on the rug alongside him. By the time he lazily opened the other eye he was too late to avoid the small empty cardboard box that had been perched on the end of the mantelpiece, as it fell neatly, open end down, over his head.

 

Marmalade jumped up as everything went dark and ran about bumping into the furniture, until finally he managed get his paw under the box and push it off. Looking up, he was just in time to see Sandy the mouse run along the plate rack and slip into a small hole in the corner of the wall near the ceiling.

 

Quick a flash he was out the door and his way up the stairs. Reaching the top he was just in time to catch Sandy emerging from a hole in the skirting board. He pounced but sandy skittered from between his paws, shot up the banister post and slid down the banister. At the bottom he flew off the end, sailed through the air and landed with a plop inside one of granddad’s Wellingtons that were standing by the door.

 

Marmalade spun around and raced down the stairs in pursuit. Unfortunately Rosie had carelessly left her skateboard at the bottom and as he jumped the last few stairs he landed on it and shot along the passage. His high speed trip came to an abrupt end however, when the front wheel hit the doormat and he was catapulted, howling, straight through the cat flap and out into the garden.

 

Meanwhile Sandy was stuck in the Wellington. He had tried climbing the sides but they were so steep that he only got halfway up before tumbling to the bottom. He ran from side to side hoping to rock the Wellington enough so that it would trip over, but the boot was too heavy and didn’t move.

 

Out in the garden Marmalade picked himself up, shook his head, returned through the cat flap and stood grinning as listened for moment to Sandy as he struggled to escape. Then he reached up a paw, pulled the Wellington over onto its side and waited for sandy to try and escape. When nothing happened he looked inside, sure enough the mouse was there, but he was making no attempt to come out – would you if you were a mouse and a great big cat was sitting outside waiting to pounce.

 

Extending his claws he reached inside and slashed at the mouse, but Sandy slipped into the foot out of harms way. Lying on the floor Marmalade stretched out his paw as far as it would go inside the Wellington but still he couldn’t reach.

 

At this point granddad walked into the hall and said, ‘What on earth is going on here? Get out of my Wellington you daft animal.’ And he bent down, picked Marmalade up by the scruff of his neck, pushed him out through the cat flap and bolted it so he couldn’t get back in.

 

While this was happening, Sandy ran out of the Wellington, crossed the hall, slipped into the lounge and curling up on the rug in front of the fire, was soon fast asleep.
  
Copyright © Fred Watson January 2009
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 What do you call a snowman with a suntan?
  
A puddle 
 

A Trifle Trouble

 

‘Ooh! It looks gorgeous,’ drooled Jess, a hungry look on her face.

 

I nodded my head in agreement, ‘Yes,’ I replied. ‘It looks delicious.’

 

Jess’s eyes gleamed, or maybe it was the reflected light from the refrigerator, ‘Did your mum make it?’ she asked a note of awe in her voice.

 

‘No it was me,’ I said, putting on my best innocent smile.

 

‘You never did, you’re a big fibber Bethany Green.’

 

‘I did so.’

 

‘Liar, liar, tongues on fire.’

 

‘No it’s not,’ I said, sticking out my tongue and touching the tip to my nose.

 

‘Yuk, that is horrible, and you still didn’t make it.’

 

‘Alright, alright, mum made it last night.’

 

All the time we had been talking we had been staring into the refrigerator. The object of our desire was a magnificent trifle that sat on the middle shelf.

 

We had moved from an upstairs flat into the new prefabricated bungalow a month earlier and mum, who was used to a stone slab in the pantry, had fallen in love with the new refrigerator in the kitchen. No more daily shopping for her after work. She now did the majority of her shopping on a Saturday and any perishables that she bought; she would place in the magical gas operated larder, to be kept for days without spoiling. But that wasn’t all, she could now prepare meals or special treats, like the trifle, the night before, place them in the magic box and hey presto they would appear on the table when she came home from work the next night.

 

‘I don’t suppose we could…?’ asked Jess.

 

‘Don’t even think about it,’ I warned. ‘If we touch it before mum comes home, she’ll kill us.’

 

I can’t say I wasn’t tempted, because I was, all that fruit filled red jelly topped off with a thick layer of cream, sprinkled with hundreds and thousands made my mouth water. Reluctantly I closed the refrigerator door and we went into the sitting room to read our comics until mum got home.

 

A little while later Jess looked up from her copy of Playbox and said, ‘Maybe your mum wouldn’t notice if we tried just a spoonful?’

 

‘I don’t…’ I began and then gave in to the temptation. ‘Oh, all right, but just a teeny little one.’

I should have known better, one spoonful led to another and of course we had to have piece of fruit each. We hadn’t eaten more that a few spoonfuls, but there was a small and seriously deep hole in one side of the trifle. Oh, my God what was I going to do now?  I looked at the clock, thank goodness, mum wouldn’t be home for another hour yet, ‘Quick, ‘ I said. ‘You look in the cupboards on that side and I’ll look in these one’s, see if you can find any strawberry jelly.’

 

We searched everywhere but all we found was one single square of raspberry jelly. It would do, it was red after all. Having watched mum the night before I knew just what to do. While Jess put on the kettle, I got out a basin, placed the square of jelly inside and when the kettle boiled poured on some of the water and as if by magic I had for the first time in my life made some jelly. After carefully poring the jelly into the hole in the trifle, I let it stand, while I washed up and put away the basin and the spoon. 

 

‘What are you going to do about the cream?’ Asked Jess.

 

‘If the jelly sets a little, I’ll scrape some off the top and fill the hole with it.’

 

‘And if it doesn’t set?’

 

‘I’ll just have to scrape it over and hope for the best.’ I said as I placed the trifle back into the Refrigerator.

 

Twenty minutes later I took the trifle from the refrigerator; the jelly was nearly set, so I spread the cream across until it filled the hole and then shrieked, as I realised that the hundreds and thousands had disappeared into the cream. We searched the cupboards again, but there were none.

 

‘I’ll run to ours and see my mum has any,’ said Jess

 

‘You’ll have to be quick then,’ I said. ‘Mum will be home in ten minutes.’

 

I had almost given up on her when she burst though the door, handed me a packet of hundreds and thousands and cried breathlessly, ‘Quick! Quick! Your mum’s coming.’

 

Within seconds the trifle was sprinkled, placed in the refrigerator with the raspberry side to the back and we were sitting reading our comics when mum walked through the door, ‘Had a good day at School girls?’

 

‘Yes mum, yes Mrs Green,’ we chorused, as her hung up her coat.

 

‘Good,’ she said, disappearing into the kitchen and calling back, ‘Your tea won’t be long.’

 

Shortly afterward dad came in and by the time he’d had a quick wash the tea was ready. We had hot pot and when mum brought in the trifle jess and I held hands under the table while it was dished out, we needn’t have worried mum didn’t notice a thing. Mind you, dad, who got the last portion, did ask mum what flavour the jelly was, and when she said strawberry, commented that he thought it tasted like raspberry.

 

Copyright © Fred Watson, November 2008
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Witch; 'When I'm old and ugly, will you still love me?'

  
Wizard; 'I do, don't I?'
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Try rapping to this

 

 

Chica Boom

 

Once upon a time in the land of plod,

there lived a girl called Mary Dodd.

 

Chica boom, chica boom, chica hi, hi.

 

Mary loved her Mum

and mum fed her tum.

 

Chica boom, chica boom, chica hey, hey.

 

With all the feeding Mary grew big

and kids at school called her a pig.

 

Chica boom, chica boom, chica boo hoo.

 

Mary ran home and began to cry,

so mum baked her an apple pie.

 

Chica boom, chica boom, chica boo hoo.

 

Back at school the kids were still nasty,

so mum made her a Cornish pasty.

 

Chica boom, chica boom, chica boo hoo.

 

Mary said, ‘Mum can I go on a diet?’

So mum took her off to see Dr Wyatt.

 

Chica boom, chica boom, chica hey, hey.

 

The Dr said, ‘She doesn’t need a diet,

just feed her less food, why don’t you try it?’

 

Chica boom, chica boom, chica hey, hey.

 

With the portions reduced, Mary got slimmer

and for her school became the top swimmer.

 

Chica boom, chica boom, chica hi, hi.

 

Now that she’s fit they think she’s great

and all of the kids want to be her mate.

 

Chica boom, chica boom, chica hi, hi, hi.

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Smiles, Because there is a mile between the beginning and the end.

  

All Of A Tangle

 

This story is a follow up to ‘The Girls And Sandy’ and ‘Sandy And The Beast’ and tells what happened to Marmalade after his run in with Sandy in the vegetable garden.

 

After their unexpected meeting with and their failure to catch Sandy the mouse, Rosie, Chloe and Beth headed for the slide and swings that granddad had built. They were chattering excitedly.

 

‘He was going at a supersonic speed,’ cried Beth.

 

‘Did you see the way I dived to catch him?’ asked Rosie.

 

‘Yes and did you see how high I jumped to get over you?’ asked Chloe.

 

 Rosie giggled and said, ‘Yes and it was really funny when you did those two rolls.’

 

‘Did you see me catch him by the tail?’ asked Beth, ‘but he was going so fast that his tail slide right through my fingers.’

 

‘Yes, that really was brilliant,’ said Chloe.

 

‘Last one up the slide is a slow coach,’ cried Rosie as she raced towards the play area.

 

This time it was Beth who was the slowest, but she wasn’t bothered. While others climbed the slide she bagged first go on one of the swings.

 

They were having a great time alternating between the swings and the slide. When Rosie, as she was about go down the slide for tenth time, suddenly stood still and called out, ‘Quiet! Listen, I can hear something.’

 

‘What?’ Chloe asked.

 

‘It sounded like a cat. Listen there it is again.’ Rosie replied,

 

‘I can’t hear anything,’ said Beth.

 

‘Me neither,’ said Chloe.

 

Rosie shot down the slide, jumped to her feet and said, ‘If you both stop talking you’ll hear it.’

 

This time all three of them heard a muffled meow that sounded very sorry for its self.

 

Rosie was worried. ‘Come on, that cat sounds as if it is in trouble.’

 

Chloe and Beth frowned at the thought of any animal being hurt and hurried after Rosie. Following the sound of distress they crossed the lawn and turned onto the path through the vegetable garden. Though still muffled the cries were louder here and seemed to be coming from the rows of beans. They traced the sound to an area in the second row where some posts supporting the netting had collapsed and found the source of the pitiful meows. A large striped cat had somehow managed to become so deeply enmeshed in the bean netting that it was difficult to tell where the netting ended and the cat began.

 

‘This must be Marmalade, the cat grandma was telling us about,’ Rosie exclaimed.

 

‘Ah, poor thing, just look at the state he’s in,’ said Chloe.

 

‘Can you get him out?’ asked Beth, who dearly loved cats.

 

Rosie and Chloe dropped down beside Marmalade and Chloe talked softly to him, Rosie tried to free the netting. She did manage to unwrap a small amount but no way would she be able to free the cat.

 

‘We need help there’s no way to untangle this mess,’ said Rosie, ‘we better get granddad.’

 

‘I’ll go, I’ll go,’ said Beth and immediately ran off.

 

‘Wait,’ called Chloe.

 

Beth slowed and looked back.

 

‘Tell granddad to bring a knife and some scissors.’

 

Beth nodded and increasing speed raced to the house, burst through the door and shouted, ‘Come quick Marmalade is trapped, Rosie said to bring scissors and a knife.’

 

‘Where is he?’

 

‘Tangled in the netting in the vegetable garden.’

 

Grabbing the Scissors and a knife, Granddad hurried with Beth back to the garden and immediately took things in hand.

 

‘Chloe go around the other side and hold Marmalade still. Rosie get hold of the netting here and pull it tight. Beth you do the same at the other side.’

 

A couple of snips at one side then a couple at the other and he was left with a tangled ball of netting with a cat inside. Unravelling the netting a bit at a time and making a snip here and there, it wasn’t long before the cat was free. Marmalade must have exhausted himself struggling with the net because he just lay there. Granddad picked him up and handed him to Beth and said, ‘You hold him.’

 

The girls made a big fuss of Marmalade and like a drama queen he preened and lapped up the attention.

 

Granddad left them to it, while he picked up the broken poles and torn netting and then said, ‘Why don’t you take Marmalade to the house, while I get rid of this stuff.’

 

‘There, there, your safe now boy,’ said Beth as she carried Marmalade towards the house.

 

‘Look at him curled up in Beth’s arms, he looks so cute,’ said Chloe.

 

‘How did you manage to get yourself all tangled up, you silly cat?’ Beth asked Marmalade.

 

Marmalade just snuggled into her arms and purred.

 

‘He must have been chasing a bird or something to run into that net,’ said Chloe.

 

‘You don’t suppose,’ queried Rosie, ‘that he could have been chasing Sandy the mouse?’

 

Copyright Fred Watson June 2008.
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When is the cheapest time to phone friends?
 
When they're not at home.
 

Katie, Kraw And The Princess

 

Katie whooped with joy and tightened her grip on the harness as Kraw streaked skywards. Up, up they sped, bursting through the clouds and up into the blue sun filled sky beyond. Kraw climbed higher and higher until looking down there was no sign of the earth below. Just an unbroken carpet of cloud that looked like she imagined the snow covered north to be. Then she whooped again as Kraw did a double loop the loop and then corkscrewed back down through the clouds again.

 

Katie was nine and a half years old and lived in the orphanage run by Mrs Tolley. Kraw was a three metre high dragon from the mountains of the moon that had sort of adopted Katie on the day of her ninth birthday.

 

As they burst through the bottom of the clouds, Kraw turned his head and said in his deep rumbling voice, ‘See I told you my navigational skills were excellent, we’re spot on course.’

 

Katie hated to admit it – Kraw could get such big head at times – but he was right they had come out of the clouds directly over the road. ‘OK, OK, I agree you’re the worlds greatest navigator. But don’t you think you should look where you’re going before crash into that tree?’

 

Kraw gave loud squawk and turned to look forward again. ‘Ha! Ha! Very funny we’re at least a hundred metres above the trees.’

 

‘Not those trees down there, idiot, the one in front of you, on top of the hill.’

 

If anything Kraw’s squawk was louder this time and Katie hung on as he jinked to the left to avoid the collision. ‘Phew! That was close,’ he gasped. ‘Now, where were we?’

 

‘Looking for Princess Mariva.’

 

Princess Mariva was meant to have opened the new school, next to the orphanage at ten o’clock that morning and when she hadn’t turned up by eleven, the mayor got himself into a panic. He ran around wringing his hands and crying, ‘Oh dear, oh dear, where has she got too, I hope she isn’t lost.’

 

‘Calm down Mr Mayor, I’ll call out a search party,’ said the Sheriff. ‘In the meanwhile, Katie, could you and Kraw go out and see if you can spot her.’

 

And so here they were. ‘Oh, yeah,’ said Kraw. ‘We’d better move on then, there’s no sign of her here.’

 

Kraw had a habit of stating the obvious, but he was right, the road beneath them was empty and they would have to search further along the road. ‘Let’s go then,’ she said.

 

Half an hour later they had searched the road as far as Dobbs End and when they’d questioned the town guard, he told them that the princess and her escort had passed through there two hours before. Well, thought Katie as they doubled back – this time flying lower and slower – at least we know that the princess got this far.

 

‘Whoa, Kraw, bring us down over there,’ Katie said pointing to the forest on their right. ‘I’ve just glimpsed something shining amongst those trees.’

 

Kraw landed and they pushed through the trees, at least Kraw pushed through the trees, Katie being smaller slipped between them easily. They didn’t have to go far before finding the shining object. It was a jewelled dagger lying in the grass and beyond the dagger they found princess’s bodyguards, all four of them gagged and tied to a tree. In a slash of a dragon’s claw they were freed and after spitting out his gag, Sir Dwain, the knight in charge, told them what happened.

 

‘As you know we were escorting princess Mariva,’ said Sir Dwain. All was going well until we heard cries for help coming from amongst the trees. I wanted to hurry the princess away to safety, but she insisted that we leave her on the road and go to help whoever was in trouble. Unfortunately we walked straight into an ambush. A net dropped down from the trees, we were clubbed on the heads and when we came too we were bound to that tree.’

 

‘And the princess?’ asked Katie.

 

‘I don’t know, Mistress, but the men who attacked us wore the uniform of soldiers belonging to the Black Knight, so he must have taken her for ransom.’

 

‘Where can we find this Black Knight?’

 

‘He lives to the east, Mistress far beyond the forest, if you hurry you should catch him before he reaches his castle.’

 

‘Ok, wait at the roadside and tell the sheriff where we’ve gone,’ said Katie as she and Kraw took to the air.

 

It took an hour of steady flying to leave the forest behind and another half an hour before they spotted the group of horsemen in the distance. ‘Up Kraw,’ cried Katie. ‘Get as high as you can so that they don’t see us coming.’

 

With great powerful beats of his wings Kraw obeyed and within minute they were looking down on the horsemen below. There were seven of them six men at arms and one man in armour, ‘That must be the Black Knight,’ said Katie. ‘And that’s the princess on the horse behind him.’

 

‘Hang on tight Katie, I’ll soon sort this lot out,’ cried Kraw and he folded his wings and dived towards the figures on the ground. He dropped like a stone in silence, at the last minute opened his wings, plucked the Black Knight from his horse and dropped him on top of his men. Next he lifted the princess onto his back next to Katie and set off for home.

 

The sheriff captured the Black Knight and his men, whose horses had bolted, leaving them on foot. The princess opened the new school. Katie and Kraw were invited to a party given in their honour at the palace and were presented with medals by the king.

 

Fred Watson July 2008
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 What is small and wobbly and sits in a pram?
 
A jelly baby.
 

A Bad Day For Marmalade

 

Sandy the mouse was fed up. All afternoon he had been dodging here and there trying to shake off Marmalade the cat. It seemed as if everywhere he went he would catch glimpses of those orange and black stripes from the corner of his eye. The cat had stalked him through the flowerbeds in the borders, through the vegetable garden and now he was creeping after him through the woods. Sandy was not so much worried about the cat catching him. The cat had tried three times already this morning and he had evaded him easily.

 

No he was fed up because he was hungry, but he couldn’t stop to eat or the cat would pounce while he was eating. It was a situation that couldn’t go on or he would be liable to faint with hunger and where would he be then? At dinner with the cat, only he wouldn’t be eating, he would be on the menu. He needed a plan to get rid of the pesky cat. Maybe he could…no, wouldn’t work. What about if he…No good, the cat would spot it was a trap. I know, the clearing by the stream that should do the trick. Zigzagging around trees and bushes to avoid Marmalade he hurried to the clearing. Once there he moved to the very edge of the bank above the stream and sat down to wash his whiskers.

 

Marmalade was frustrated and angry. For the past hour he had been tracking Sandy the mouse, but every time he got ready to pounce Sandy would suddenly disappear and pop up in another location. It was almost as if the mouse knew that he was being stalked. He crossed from the garden into the trees hot in pursuit of Sandy and lost him almost straight away. He sniffed the air, he could smell the little beast and it was a distinctive smell. A smell that reminded him of something…what was it? Ah yes, that was it, the smell of freshly caught dinner.

 

With a grin like the cat in Alice in wonderland he dipped his head to the ground bloodhound fashion and set off after his prey. As he zigzagged between the trees the tantalising scent of mouse grew stronger. He lifted his head and the Cheshire cat grin widened to reach his ears, beyond the last of the trees he could see a clearing and at the far side sat the mouse. The little beast was sitting out in the open, without a care in the world, cleaning his whiskers. Well, he wouldn’t be cleaning them long he thought, as he dropped down onto his belly and began to squirm silently towards Sandy. Closer and closer he slid, until he reached the edge of the trees and could go no further without the mouse seeing him.

 

With a click he extended his razor sharp claws gathered himself up and sprang. Up, up, up he soared over the clearing, oh he loved this part, and down he came. The mouse had disappeared and too late he realised he had been fooled. Hitting the edge of the overhanging bank, he screeched as it collapsed and sent him cart-wheeling through the air, to land with a splat, right in the middle of the stream. Ooh! He hated water it was soo, soo, wet. After thrashing about for a while, he dragged himself out of the water onto the opposite bank and slunk away to find a place where the sun would dry him out.

 

As Marmalade flew through the air towards him Sandy stopped pretending to clean his whiskers and ran. He didn’t look back, not even when he heard the screech followed by a splash, he just ran. Quick as a flash he sped along the bank, across the bridge and into the stables. At this time of the day the horses and the donkey were out in the fields and he could fill his belly full of crushed oats and then snuggle down in the straw for a nice sleep. 
  
Copyright © Fred Watson July 2008.
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Why do tigers eat raw meat?
 
Because they can't cook. 
 

Adventure In The Red Barn

Part Two

The Story so far:

While on a visit to Thompson’s farm, Rosie, Joe and Victoria hear strange noises coming from inside the red barn. They follow the sound to the back of the barn and find small door hidden behind some bushes. Despite being warned not to go inside, they do so when they hear someone cry out, and are amazed to find themselves not in a barn, but standing on a road outside a railway station. Sprawled in the bushes at the side of the station steps is the owner of the voice that cried out. He introduces himself as Tom and ushers them aboard the Adventure Express. The train takes them to a place called Lower Market where they ask two girls in the market square why everyone is staring at them. One of the girls is about to answer, when there is a commotion as Captain Blackbone and is men invade the town.

‘Come on,’ said the girl. ‘Follow me.’

  
With the thunder of hooves and the shouts of the men in their ears, they followed as the girl led them across the square, through a gap in the stalls, down a lane and into a maze of narrow streets. Two minutes later the girl led them into a small cottage and closed the door. After listening for the sound of pursuit and finding none, they sat down to get their breath back. The taller of the two girls recovered first, smiled and said, ‘Looks like we’ve lost them. I’m Chloe by the way and the shrimp here, is my sister Beth.’
 
              The small girl screwed up her nose at the jibe and stuck out her tongue.
  

              Rosie grinned at the face pulling and said, ‘I’m Rosie, this is Victoria and the…’

  
‘Oh no!’ cried Victoria, ‘Where’s Joe and Tom? They were just behind me.’
  
‘They must have been captured by the pirates,’ said Beth,
  
‘Pirates?’ chorused Rosie and Victoria.
  
‘Yes, didn’t you notice that there were only women, girls, and very old men, in the market place?’

‘I’d better tell you what’s been going on,’ said Chloe, ‘A few months ago, the pirate’s came storming into the village. It was a market day just like today. They rounded up all of the men and boys. Some of the men did try to fight back, but they didn’t stand a chance against the guns wielded by the pirates. They were rounded up like cattle and marched away.’

‘And you think they’ve taken Joe and Tom?’  asked Rosie. 

  
‘I’m sure of it.’
  
‘Where will they have taken them?’
  
‘To the treasure ship, or the gold mine.’

This just gets weirder and weirder, thought Rosie, first we find a train station in a barn, and then Joe and Tom seem to have been captured by pirates. Now Chloe is talking about a treasure ship and a gold mine, whatever next? ‘The pirates have a gold mine?’

  
'Yes.’
  
‘And the ship is to carry the gold away?’
  
‘Yes, All of the men and some of the boys have been put to work in the mine. The rest of the boys are on the ship. The pirates have a fortress on an island off the coast and they need to train the boys in ship handling so that they can ferry out the gold and return with the ship.’

‘Why don’t they just fill the ship with gold and sail away using the ships crew.’

  
‘Because they are greedy, they want all of the gold they can get out of the mine and to do that most of the crew have to stay at the mine, to guard the men.’
  
‘Where do you think they’ll have Joe and Tom?’
  
Beth shrugged her shoulders and spoke for the first time. ‘Your friends could be in either place.’
  
‘In that case we need a plan to rescue them. Lets start with the mine. Which road do we take to get there?’

Again it was Beth who answered, ‘The one at the end of the market, but it is guarded and you’d never get through.’

  
‘OK in that case we need a map. Could either of you draw one, showing the village, the ship and the mine.’

‘I’m sure we can,’ said Chloe, ‘Beth bring your slate and chalk over here.’

The two of them sat at the table, Chloe giving directions, Beth drawing on the slate. When they had finished Chloe explained it to Rosie and Victoria. ‘We are here at the village, there is the harbour for the fishing boats and this is the cove where the pirate ship is anchored. It’s about a mile along the coast and this river runs past the mine down to the cove. The pirates use the river to transfer the gold to the ship.

 

  
As Joe and Tom ran across the square behind the girls, Captain Blackbone and a group of mounted pirates cut them off from the others. Unable to get past the horsemen the boys split, Joe in one direction and Tom in another. Tom raced back across the square hoping to hide behind the stalls on the other side. Unfortunately he slipped on some rotten fruit, crashed heavily to the ground and was winded. He managed to struggle to his feet, but before could gain his breath; a hand grabbed the back of his shirt and hauled him into the air. He kicked screamed and twisted trying to break free, but he was grabbed from behind, his hands were tied and he was thrown over the neck of a horse.
  
             Meanwhile, Tom was heading towards some barrels at the end of the market, his idea was to jump in one of the barrels to hide. But before he could do that, he had to give the horsemen the slip. Veering to the right he rolled under a stall and popped up running at the other side. It wasn’t long however, before the horsemen found a way though and were on his tail once more. Diving back under a stall he ran across to the barrels and took a headfirst flying leap into one. Unfortunately it was half full of rotten apples and as his arms and head sank into the mush, his legs were left kicking wildly in the air. He wasn’t there long before his legs were grabbed; he was lifted into the air and carried upside down between two horses then dumped unceremoniously in the middle of the square. Before he had even managed to clear the mush from his face, he too was bound and thrown over a horse, then together with Joe he was taken to the mine.
  
           When they arrived both boys were pulled from the horses and two of the guards marched them into the mineshaft. It ran straight into the hillside and was illuminated by burning torches fixed to the wall at intervals. Also at intervals ventilation shafts pierced the roof. As he was frog marched along Joe took note of everything he passed. Just inside the entrance on the right there was large cavern and from the number of men sitting around drinking he reckoned it had to be the pirate quarters. Further along in a smaller cave two of the pirates guarded what must have been the keys to prisoners’ cells. After passing several small side tunnels they came another cavern. A barred door with a great padlock however closed this one off and Joe was half expecting they would be thrown inside.
  
             Instead they were pushed roughly on until they reached the end of the shaft, which opened out into a huge cavern. Here all of the prisoners were at work digging out the gold and loading it into barrows. At least twelve pirates with guns were guarding the miners. The ropes tying their hands were cut and they were each given a spade. But after Tom managed to drop his on one of the guards’ feet and was clouted around the head for his clumsiness, they were set to work pushing the barrows laden with the gold ore.  After a long hard day they were given rough bread and some warm brackish water, then herded with the rest of the prisoners into the
cavern with the barred door.
  
  
Determine to rescue Joe and Tom, Rosie studied the map and after a while said, ‘Ok I think I’ve got a plan, but we need a bit more help.
  
‘My friend Laura will help, I’ll go and get her, said Chloe heading out the door.
  
‘Cousin Karen will be back soon and she’ll help too, said Beth.
  
Shortly after Chloe arrived back with she friend Laura, a small cheerful girl with dark hair tied in bunches. Chloe had hardly finished introducing friend, when the door opened and a voice said, ‘hello, what’s going on here?’
  
Rosie turned and saw a fair-haired girl a few years older that herself. Chloe introduced the girl as her cousin Karen. Then she explained to Karen that Rosie and Victoria were strangers and that the pirates had captured their friends, Joe and Tom.
  
Rosie spoke before Karen had the chance to comment,  ‘We are going rescue the boys and free the others if we can and I’ve worked out a plan I think will work. Will you help us, please.’
  
‘You don’t have to say please, or ask me twice; my brother and father are in that mine.
  
When they had all found somewhere to sit, Rosie explained her plan from beginning to end and they all agreed that it just might work. Rosie heaved a sigh of relief, thank goodness; I must have got it right if the others agree. She outlined the plan once more and then they put it into action.

              Karen left to rally the women of the village, half of them were to gather as many carts as they could and then make their way to the pirate ship. The rest to prepare lots of food to feed the men freed from the mine. Led by Chloe the five girls made their way down to the harbour, borrowed a boat, loaded a couple of fishing nets and set off to row along the coast to the pirate ship.

              It was just getting dark as they slid quietly alongside the ship. A rope ladder hung down the side, Rosie climbed up and peered over the side. There were only two guards and they sat talking near the stern. Giving the signal she slipped over the side onto the deck. While she kept watch, Chloe and Victoria brought up one of the nets. Climbing quietly up into the rigging they spread the net out and waited.

  
They didn’t have to wait long. Down below Beth and Laura had pushed off from the side and then rowed the boat with a thump into the side of the ship. Alerted by the noise the guards jumped up, raced for the ladder, only to become entangled, as the net was dropped on them from above. Quick as a flash, Beth and Laura climbed the ladder, grabbed the end of the net and by running around in circles had the pirates wrapped so tight that they couldn’t move.
  
Rosie clambered back down and said, ‘Well done, you two, they must have the boys locked somewhere, search them for a key.’

             They found the key almost immediately. It was attached to one of the men’s belts and bound with him into the net, but with a bit of jiggling the manage to slide it free. Now all they had to do was find the boys. As it turned out the task was an easy one, they all shouted, the boys answered, they opened the door and were practically hugged to death, as the boys thanked them for being set free. In the middle of all this the women arrived with the carts. It took a little while for the boys to settle down and then the girls organised teams to launch the rest of the ships boats. The bulk of the boys then began ferrying the gold ashore and loading it onto the waiting carts. Meanwhile, the girls accompanied by ten of the boys, loaded one of the ships boatswith rope and then began to row it, plus the boat containing the second net, upriver towards the mine.

  
As they neared the mine Rosie signalled for silence and they crept slowly forward until the jetty that the pirates used to load the gold came into sight. There were no guards to be seen and giving as sigh of relief she signalled the boats alongside. While the other unloaded the boats, Rosie Chloe and Victoria, crawled up the bank and stuck their heads over the top.
  
The mine was no more than fifty metres away and two guards stood by the entrance. Quickly they slid back down and again signalling for silence, Rosie led them further along the bank, where out sight of the guards they climbed the hill. At the top they split into five teams of three and each team moved through the trees that covered the top in search of a ventilation shaft. Once these were found, ropes were tied to a nearby tree and they slid down into the mine. One of the teams carried the net, while the others carried some of the spare ropes.
  
Reaching the bottom Rosie looked around, she could tell by the noise that was coming from a cavern near the entrance that it was where most of pirates were. But if her plan was to succeed she needed more information and the only way to get that, was to find Joe, Tom, and the other prisoners. She gathered the groups together and whispered,
  
‘Spread out, we need to find the prisoners.’
  
As it happened it was Beth who found the cavern with the barred door, and being unable to call out for fear of alerting the pirates, she sent Laura to round up the others.
  
Unable to sleep despite the hard work Joe wandered over to the door, looked out into the shadowy darkness beyond the bars and was surprised to see the smaller of the two girls from the market. He was about to speak, but she held a finger to her lips and shook her head, before turning to beckon to someone else further down the tunnel. Within seconds, to his amazement, Rosie, Victoria, the other girl from the market, plus another girl and a bunch of boys appeared. Rosie put her head close to the bars and whispered, ‘Where do they keep the keys?’
  
‘They are in a small cave near to the cavern where all the pirates are, but there are two men guarding them,’ whispered Joe.
  
Now that Rosie knew where the pirates and the keys were, they could get on with the rescue, ‘Gather around, this is what we will do,’ she said, and proceeded to outline the final part of the plan.

            Firstly they tied one of the ropes to as support post then ran the rope across into one of the side tunnels on the opposite side. Taking another rope they did the same at the entrance to the cavern. Just beyond this rope they spread the net on the ground, tied ropes to the corners and fed them over one of the support beams that crisscrossed the roof. With the boys holding the ropes ready to haul on them, the girls headed back along the tunnel, putting out some of the torches as they went.

  
Five minutes later the torch outside of the small cave went out and when the guards came out to investigate, they caught sight of Beth and Laura sneaking down the tunnel. As soon as they saw the guards, the girls ran and the guards ran after them.  In the side tunnel Rosie, Victoria and Chloe waited until the girls ran past and then hauled on the rope. One minute the guards were racing after the girls and the next, the rope took their legs from under them and they crashed heavily to the ground. While they lay stunned, the three girls emerged and tied their hands and feet together and collected the keys from the cave.
 
After releasing the prisoners and motioning them to be quiet Rosie led them to the big Cavern. They hadn’t quite reached it before one of the guards recovered, began to yell and the rest of the pirates came boiling out of their quarters.  Racing into the cavern the prisoners split up, some carried on inside, while some manned the trip rope and still other joined the boys at the net. The pirates arrived in seconds and everything worked like a dream. The rope came up; the pirates ploughed into it, flew through air, landed in the net and were hauled up to dangle from the beam.
  
Unfortunately some of the pirates including Captain Blackbones escaped the net and ran back down the tunnel.  A gang of prisoners went after them but by the time they reached the mine entrance they had already ridden off on the horses. After ensuring that the prisoners were secure Rosie and the girls didn’t reach the entrance until later. By then all they could do was to climb the hill and watch as the pirates, having upped anchor, sailed away. ‘Well a least they didn’t get away with the gold,’ said Rosie and they headed back to the village.
  
What a surprise when they got there, Karen and the women had cooked a great feast to celebrate the rescue of the prisoners. And who were the guests of honour? That’s right, Rosie, Victoria, Joe, Tom, Chloe, Beth and Laura. They were cheered and carried round the square on the men shoulders, the village leader made a speech saying how brave they were, then they all sat down to a brilliant feast.

 

             The next morning the three friends and Tom who was by now a friend too, set off up the hill to the station with the whole village tagging along. At the top of the hill they hugged Chloe and Beth, Laura and Karen and said goodbye. The village leader thanked them once again and presenting them each with a gold nugget, said, ‘A small present to remember us by.’

  
With a lot of good wishes from the whole village, they stepped through the Red door and miraculously found themselves dressed in their normal clothes. Once more they boarded the Train. Then with Joe hanging onto his coattails Tom leaned over the side, blew his whistle, waved his flag and with a great puff of steam they clanked off up the track.  It wasn’t long before they arrived at Home Station and as the left the train, Tom looked at his watch and said, ‘Good we’re back on time.’
  
‘What do you mean, good?’ asked Rosie. ‘We’ve been gone since yesterday, the police will have been called and we’re in serious trouble.’ 

            Tom laughed, ‘ No you’re not. No matter how long you are on an adventure, you always arrive back on the day you left. It’s now 4.30 and it’s still Saturday. So off you go home and remember, the train and I will be here, next time you feel like another adventure.’

 
 That night when they went to bed each of them placed a gold nugget under their pillow and dreamed of the Adventure Express.
  
Copyright © Fred Watson May 2008
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Who swings through the cake shop, yodelling?
 
Tarzipan.
 
Adventure In The Red Barn
Part One of a two part story
  
It was the first day of the summer holidays and Rosie was still in bed.  She was staying at Grans as she did every Friday night.
  
At eight o clock Gran quietly got out of bed so as to not to disturb Rosie and quietly went downstairs to have a cup of coffee in peace before everyone else woke up. Later on Grandad got up, looked into the bedroom and saw Rosie was still asleep so he tip toed downstairs to join Gran for a coffee.
  
Later Gran shouted upstairs, ‘Rosie, time to get up.’
  
 ‘Coming,’ called Rosie sleepily and went back to sleep, she liked to have a lie-in on a Saturday.
  
‘Wake up Rosie!’  Gran shouted for the fourth time, ‘it’s ten thirty and your friends will be here soon.’
 
‘I’m up, Gran, I’m getting ready,’ she called as she covered her head with the blanket.
  
 ‘Rosie I’m not telling again. If you don’t get up now, you’ll be late!’ 
 
Rosie and her friends Joe and Victoria were going to go for a walk to Mr Thomson’s farm.
  
‘Coming,’ called Rosie, yawning sleepily and rubbing her eyes as she got out of bed,
  
Downstairs she was still rubbing her eyes as she walked into the kitchen, ‘What’s for breakfast?’ she asked. 
 
‘Your, favourite,’ said Gran, ‘Soft boiled eggs and strawberries for afters.’
 
Rosie grinned she really liked staying at Grans at the weekend.
  
‘As soon as you finish breakfast, you better get washed and ready before your friends arrive,’ said Gran. 
 
After breakfast, Rosie went upstairs to get ready and she had barely finished when the doorbell rang, Joe and Victoria had arrived.
  
‘Are you ready?’ asked Joe. 
 
‘Yes, I’ve just got to get my bag,’ said Rosie.
 
 ‘Don’t forget, tea is at five o’clock,’ Gran called as they left.
  
‘We won’t,’ they called, as they set off up the lane.
  
  
The three friends headed out of the village, crossed the wooden bridge over the stream and turned left onto cow lane. At the top of the hill they slipped through the farm gate, making sure they closed it behind them and on reaching the farmhouse, knocked on the kitchen door.
  
‘Hello Kids,’ said Mrs Thomson when she opened the door, your Grandad said you were coming today. Mr Thomson has taken some cows to the auction and I’m in the middle of baking bread. But if you promise not to go into the red barn where the machinery is you can explore the farmyard by yourselves.’ 
 
 ‘We promise, Mrs Thompson,’ said Rosie.
  
After making a fuss of Bob the farms black and white collie, they went to see Dolly the pig. Last time Rosie had been to the farm with her granddad, Dolly had just given birth to ten little piglets and she was amazed at how big they had grown. The farmhand, Charlie had just filled their feeding trough, and it was hilarious to watch them pushing, shoving, and climbing over each other to get to the food. After watching the piglets for a while the wandered over to the goat pen and Rosie pulled a handful of grass and showed the others how to feed it to the goats without getting their fingers nipped.
 
Mrs Thompson had a few hens that were allowed to peck about in the farmyard and Charlie gave them a handful of corn each to scatter on the ground. He said it was best if the hens had to peck for their food, because that way they picked up grit and grit helped to strengthen the shells on the eggs that the hens laid.
  
Leaving the hens pecking away, Rosie led her friends to the stables, to see the horses. The top halves of the stable doors were open and the three horses had their heads out. Rosie made friends with a black and white stallion called Bruno, while Joe headed straight for Star a palomino mare with white star shaped patch on her forehead and Victoria fell in love with Beauty who was gleaming black with white socks.
  
After spending quite a while petting and stroking the horses, Joe said.  ‘I am famished can we have something to eat.’ 
 
‘Yes, me too,’ said Victoria. ‘My tummy’s rumbling.’
 
‘OK, let’s wash our hands,’ said Rosie, pointing to the tap at the end of the stable block. ‘Then we can sit on those bales over by the barn.’
  
‘Do I have too?’ Asked Joe.
  
‘No, we can sit somewhere else,’ said Victoria.
  
‘I didn’t mean that I meant, do I have to wash my hand.’
  
‘Of course you do,’ said Rosie, ‘you’ve been messing about with animals and you might catch something.’ 
 
‘Oh, all right then,’ said Joe reluctantly.
  
Afterwards they sat on the bales of straw and shared out the food, three ham sandwiches, three packet of cheesy Wotsits and three jam doughnuts washed down with lemonade. Lunch over they lay back against the bales, resting in the warm of the sun. Suddenly Rosie sat up, ‘Did you hear that?’ she asked.
  
‘What?’ asked Victoria.
  
‘A strange noise, didn’t you hear it?’
  
‘I did. It came from over there,’ Joe said, pointing towards the red barn.
  
They walked over and put their ears to the wooden doors and could hear a hissing and what they thought was a voice, although they could not make out what was being said. Then Joe found a knothole in the door and they took turns peering through, but all they could see were some tractors and other farming equipment.
  
‘I think the noise is coming from the back of the barn,’ said Rosie.
  
‘I think so too,’ said Victoria.
  

‘Lets go round this side, there’s a path that leads to the back’ said Joe. 

As the neared the back of the barn, the voice became louder and they began to make out the words. ‘Oh dear…Where are they? Oh bother…Just look at the time… I do hope they get here soon.’ And all the time in the background they could hear the strange hissing sound. Reaching the end of the barn they turned the corner fully expecting to find the owner of the voice. But there was no one there and the back of the barn was hidden behind a mass of overgrown bushes.

‘Over there,’ cried Rosie. ‘The voice is coming from behind that bush.’
  
Pulling back the branches they found a small door in the rear wall of the barn. Victoria wanted to barge straight in but Rosie and Joe remembered Mrs Thompson’s warning, ‘Best not,’ said Joe
  
Rosie agreed with Joe, but Victoria still wanted to go in, they began to argue and were in the middle of the argument, when from inside the barn they heard, ‘Oh dear’ followed by Arggg! Followed by a thump and an Owww! It sounded as if someone had fallen so Rosie broke off the argument and said, ‘You win Victoria, let’s go.’
  
Opening the door they stepped through and stopped dead, there was no sign of tractors or farm equipment. Instead they were standing on a road outside a small railway station, the board outside read, Home Station and sprawled amongst bushes at one side of the station steps was a boy. He was dressed in a railway guard’s uniform, had curly black hair, freckles on his nose and was wearing big round glasses, although for the moment the glasses were hanging from one ear. After extracting himself from the bushes, he pulled out and enormous pocket watch glanced at it and said, ‘Follow me, you’re just in time.’
  
As they followed him up the steps and through the station, the boy introduced himself as Tom, the guard on the Adventure Express and informed them that the train was just about to leave. Rosie had a thousand questions she wanted to ask, but before she could, they arrived at the platform and the source of the hissing sound was revealed. It was one of those old fashioned steam engines like the ones in the Railway museum, only this one didn’t look old, it looked brand new. It was deep blue in colour with shiny yellow pipe work, and behind it were three carriages, one red, one white and one blue
  
‘Jump in this one, said Tom, managing to trip over the step of the red carriage as he entered. They waited until he had picked himself up off the floor and then followed him in. Once they were sitting down, he leaned out of the window, blew a whistle and waved a green flag – after seeing Tom lying in those bushes at the side of the steps and sprawled on the floor of the carriage – Joe grabbed onto his coat and held on until he was safely inside again.
  
With a great clanking of the wheels and a cloud of steam the train drew out of the station. Gathering speed it followed a track that crossed bridges, ran through valley’s, pastures, woods and along seashores. They sped through stations with strange names, Hedge End – Bramble By The Sea – Upper Bottom – Misty Valley and many more. But the strange thing was that while they passed though the stations they did not see any villages or towns.  Rosie asked Tom about it and he explained that the places only appeared once you stepped through a station door.
  
At this point the train began to slow and in the distance they could see a station coming up. As the train came to a halt they saw a board at the end of the platform that read, Lower Market.
 
‘OK,’ said Tom, ‘Follow me.’
  
‘Whoa, where are we going?’ asked Rosie.
  
‘On and an adventure, but don’t worry, the train will wait for us’
  
‘How do we know it will?’
  
‘Because it just will,’ said Tom with a grin. ‘You’ve come all this way on the Adventure Express, so you might as well have the adventure before you go home.’
  
Rosie suddenly felt stupid, why was she asking question? All of this was so weird that it had to be a dream and she might as well enjoy the adventure, before she woke up.  ‘Ok,’ she said, ‘Let’s go then.’
  
Following Tom out of the station they found themselves at the top of a winding street that steeply down to a busy market square. As they headed down to the market they passed two women who were wearing coarse brown ankle length dresses and straw bonnets. The women stopped talking and stared at the as they passed by.
  
‘What are they staring at?’  asked Victoria.
 
‘Maybe it’s because we are dressed differently.’
  
‘But we aren’t.’ said Victoria.
  
Rosie was about to say, don’t be stupid but she realised Victoria was right, somehow their normal clothes had disappeared and they were wearing dresses similar to those worn by the women. Then she noticed that Joe and Tom instead of wearing tee shirts and shorts, were dressed in grubby shirts and ragged trousers. Nearing the bottom of the hill they passed two men sitting on a bench. The men stared at them and then began to whisper together.
  
The market stretched from one end of the village to the other and apart from the old fashioned way the people dressed looked not much different to the monthly farmers market back home. There were stalls either side of the square selling a variety of goods ranging from fruits, meats and pickles through to sweets, jams, cakes and pies. There were people selling live ducks, hens, rabbits and goats and even a man selling wooden barrels.
  
‘Ooh! Look at those strawberry tarts,’ cried Victoria, on reaching one of the cake stalls.
  
‘Mmm! I love strawberry tarts, said Rosie.
  
‘Me too,’ said Joe.
  
Tom, who was lagging behind in a bit of a dream, just kept on walking. But came to a sudden stop and sat down hard, when he walked in the back of Joe, who had stopped alongside the girls. After helping him to his feet, Joe who really fancied one of the strawberry tarts checked his pockets for money only to find he didn’t have any pockets, ‘Hey,’ he cried. ‘I’ve got no pockets,’
  
‘Neither have we,’ said Rosie. ‘But we’ve all got these cloth purses tied to our belts.’
  
Each purse contained some foreign looking coins, but strangely enough they seemed to know their value and they all bought strawberry tarts. The woman who served them didn’t say anything, but she gave them a funny look and whispered to her friend. Everyone they passed seemed to stare and whisper.
  
‘Why are they staring at us?’ asked Joe.
  
‘I’ve no idea,’ said Rosie. ‘But I’ll ask those two girls what is going on.’
  
The girl were standing next to a stall at the other side of the square and Rosie followed by the others hurried over, ‘Hello, we’ve only just arrived here and everyone keeps staring and whispering, can you tell us why?’
  
‘That’s because…’ the taller of the girls began but broke off as screaming and shouting came from the far end of the square.
  
As they turned to look a band of rough looking men on horseback came charging into the market scattering the villagers, women, girls and old men ran away in all directions, stalls went over, hens and geese were flapping about, the place was in an uproar.
  
The leader of the horsemen seemed to be a man wearing a red hat and an eye patch. He was an ugly looking specimen, wearing a leather jerkin with leather trousers and knee high black leather boots. At his waist he wore a broad black leather belt, in one side of which was a large cutlass and in the other, a nasty looking pistol.
  
‘Who is that,’ asked Rosie.
  
‘His name is, Captain Blackbone,’ said the taller girl. ‘And you better all follow me, before he catches sight of the boys.’ 
  
Copyright © Fred Watson April 2008
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 What do snakes write on the bottom of their letters?
 
Love and hisses!
 

Rapunzel, Rapunzel

 

Once upon a time in a green and pleasant land, where the hills rolled, dark forests grew and castles had the look of sweet confection, there lived two handsome princes, Alex and Reginald. They lived near to each other in adjoining kingdoms within this fairy tale land and were the best of friends. Like all royal children they had lots of servants catering to their every whim and were, to say the least, a little pampered.

 

Despite the spoiling influences of palace life, both boys grew to be strong, if a little dandified and with ruffles at wrist and throat were the very height of fashion. Inseparable as children they became almost welded together as young men and where one went the other followed. They double dated, had the same taste in fair maids of the flaxen haired kind and would often dance with them until dawn. When they weren’t dancing they attended great banquets, ate delicious food, imbibed fine wines and were not adverse to the occasional pipe.

 

Hunting was another of their pastime and many a day, they and the other popinjays of the court would ride out in search of sport. Deep in the forest they would hunt the boar, or wolf, or sometimes bear. Once they even hunted and overcame a dragon, though I have to admit the dragon was old and had lost all his teeth. All in all they lived a right royal life, but all good things come to an end and one day they were called to their respective castles and told by their parents in no uncertain terms that it was time to settle down.

 

They were to scour the kingdoms for wives and as usual they decided to do it together. One of the best places to find a fair maid, then, as it is even today, was at a ball. Which was great as far as they were concerned, they could still carouse the night away and keep their parents happy at the same time. Then one afternoon when they were on their way to yet another ball, a messenger looking for Prince Reginald caught up with them. A fair damsel called Rapunzel who had been imprisoned in a high tower deep in the forest by a witch, was in urgent need help.

 

The ever-gallant Reginald was about to ride off to the rescue on his white charger, when Alex not wanting to go to the ball alone persuaded him to stay,  accompany him that night and leave the saving of the fair maid until the morrow. Owing a debt of friendship to Alex, Reginald reluctantly agreed. That night however, Alex was smitten by a flaxen haired beauty called Cinderella and gazed into her eyes as if moon struck. They danced every dance together and poor Reginald was left to his own devices. Then just as the clock began to chime midnight Cinderella fled leaving a glass slipper behind.

 

To say that Alex was upset would be an understatement, he was broken hearted and Reginald seeing his friend so inconsolable decided to put off the rescue of Rapunzel until Cinderella was found. It took them four days but eventually the maid was found and of course Reginald had to stay for the wedding.

 

Two weeks later Reginald finally said goodbye to Alex and Cinderella and hurried off to rescue Rapunzel. When he reached the tower He called out, ‘Rapuzel, Rapunzel, let down your hair.’

 

But there was no reply; Rapuzel sick of waiting, had run off with another prince instead. Dejected he wandered for many months but unable to find another princess he eventually returned home, only to find that Cinderella had run off with a woodsman.

 

An unhappy state of affairs all round and a sad way to end a tale, I hear you say.

 

But the story isn’t finished yet and it does have a fairy tale ending, Alex and Reginald gave up on blonde princesses, travelled to a far distant land of blue sea and waving palms and lived happily ever after, married to a couple of red haired, green eyed, mermaids.

 

Copyright © Fred Watson
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Can February March?
 
No. But April May.
 

Mrs Prince

 

Laurel cupped her hands either side of her face, pressed her nose to the glass and scanned the practice room. It was empty, good; she had been hoping it would be. There was two hours yet to rehearsals and she needed to work on the extra routine that Mr Rushford had introduced into the second act.

 

Mr Rushford was the school drama teacher, a brilliantly creative man who the kids all admired. He had arrived at the school five years earlier and had taken the small poorly attended drama class and turned it into a vibrant and innovative drama group that the whole school was proud of. He was a creative genius and like a lot of creative people his enthusiasm for the job often ran away with him. To the dismay of his pupils who had spent weeks in rehearsals for a show, he would quite often come up with an additional routine at the last minute.

 

Hence, Laurel needed to practise her new solo routine before the rehearsals began. Closing the door behind her, she took off her jacket and hung it on a peg near the door, walked to the end of the room and slipped her CD into the player. As the music began she adjusted the sound and began her warm-ups. Dancers, like athletes, warm up to prevent injury and Laurel was always careful to complete hers; no way was she going to allow any injury to get in the way of her dancing.

 

Fifteen minutes later she was ready and slipping a new disk into the player, began to practise the routine. As always with something new it was difficult, but with dancing it is doubly so. Not only have you got to remember all the steps, but also you must match and flow with the music and Laurel was in trouble almost from the beginning. She would get the first section perfect then while she knew the steps to the next, her timing would go and she would make a mess it and if she got that part right she would get another wrong. She knew she was trying too hard, but couldn’t bring herself to stop trying and at the end of an hour she was so frustrated that she screamed.

 

‘Having trouble?’ a voice asked, in almost a whisper.

 

Laurel spun around to find a smartly dressed woman standing at the other end of the room. The woman looked about the same age as her mum and yet the suit she was wearing wasn’t anything like the clothes her mother wore. They were somehow old fashioned, more like the clothes worn by her grandmother in the family photo album.

 

‘Pardon. Can I help you?’ asked Laurel, thinking that the woman might be lost.

 

‘No, but I may be able to help you,’ came the reply in the same whispery voice that had a hard rasp to it, like someone with a sore throat.

 

Laurel frowned and wondered what she was on about. Beside she didn’t know this strange woman and she was always wary of strangers. The woman laughed and despite the rasp the laughter had a comforting ring to it.

 

‘Oh dear, you should see your face. I should explain. I’m Mrs Prince. I was a dance teacher here and I was on my way to see the head, when I heard the music and couldn’t resist popping in.’

 

At the mention of the head, Laurel relaxed, ‘Sorry about the scream, but I can’t seem to pull this new routine together.’

 

‘Like I said, I can help you, but you will have to show me how to work your music thingabe,’

 

Laurel laughed at the strange word and Mrs Prince said ‘Don’t laugh, in my day we had to make do with a piano.’

 

Cor, thought Laurel. She must be older than she looks. Even mum knows how to work a disk player. She showed Mrs Prince how the player worked and despite her claiming ignorance of new-fangled things, as she called them, she picked it all up in a few minutes.

 

‘Right,’ said Mrs Prince, ‘I’ll start the music and count to three, then you begin.’ She hit the play button, the intro came on and she counted Laurel in, ‘Ready, one, two, three.’

 

At the count of three Laurel began the routine and as before it all came apart half way through. Mrs Prince called a halt. ‘It’s the timing. You’re starting a tad late, then subconsciously speeding up and over-compensating that is why it's all going wrong. Show me the steps for whole of the routine and for the moment forget about the timing.’

 

Laurel shrugged, but did as she was told. This time without the music and when she had finished, Mrs Prince said, ‘Excellent. Now, this time you start the music and I’ll show you where you’re going wrong.’

 

Laurel again did as she was told and stood with her mouth open in disbelief as Mrs Prince danced the complicated routine step perfect, as if she had danced it forever and a day.

 

‘Close your mouth, Girl, you look as if you are catching flies, and follow me.’

 

 For the next hour they dance the routine together over and over again and when they had perfected the routine Mrs Prince stepped to one side and Laurel performed solo. Laurel closed her eyes, felt the flow of the music and danced the piece in perfect rhythm. As the music died she open her eyes and did a little curtsey. Mrs Prince smiled and said, ‘Good girl, you’ve got it.’ and vanished. One moment she was there and the next she was gone.

 

Laurel was stunned. Either she had just dreamed the whole thing or she had spent the last hour dancing with and talking to a ghost. It never occurred to her to be afraid. If Mrs Prince had indeed been a ghost, she had been a nice and not a nasty one. Laurel was sure of one thing, no way would she mention this to anyone, they would think she had gone crazy. Maybe she was crazy and maybe she had dreamed it all. Somehow she didn’t think so, but on the other hand she might have. There was only one way to settle her mind. She needed to find out if Mrs Prince ever existed.

 

After rehearsals she hurried to the school library and began to research the history of the school. She had to go back seventy years to find what she wanted and it was in the form of Mrs Caroline Prince’s obituary. It praised a teacher who had given up a promising career on the stage, dedicated her life to training children to dance and sadly died age forty four of a throat infection. Laurel had found her ghost and she cried as she read of her death. But one thing she did know was that, ghost or not, Mrs Prince had been an excellent dance teacher.
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A great T-rex

 

My teacher turned into a dinosaur

A great T-rex with teeth galore

He scanned the class for his prey

And his beady eye looked my way

 

He gave a roar that shook my head

I thought, oh no, I think I’m dead

He smiled with a tooth filled jaw

And hit the desk with a ragged claw

 

He growled deep down in his chest

I squirmed inside and tried my best

But I blanked and could not guess

Who on earth was Good Queen Bess? 
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What do you call a duck with fangs?
 
Count Quackula
  

Sandy And The Beast

Stepping from the trees Sandy the mouse found himself at the bottom of the vegetable garden. Facing him at either side of the garden path, neat rows of plants one behind the other stretched back to the end of the vegetable garden.

 

 Nearest to him was the potato patch and beyond that orderly lines of turnips, carrots, beetroot, cabbages, radishes, onions, lettuce, shallots and two rows of peas. Beyond the peas at the very end – or beginning of the garden depending on whether you entered from the direction of the house or the woods – stood two rows of beans so tall and heavy with pods that they had to be supported by long poles and netting. Behind the beans was the lawn and beyond that was the house.

 

After scanning the area and sniffing the air, he decided it was safe to move on. Keeping to the shady side of the path he took care to check out the rows at either side of him, before moving to the next one.

 

He was nearing the end of the path when he heard the growl; it was low and menacing and came from behind the first row of peas to his right.

 

Sliding left into the space between the shallots and the first row of peas he headed away from the sound. Reaching the halfway point he eased his way carefully through a gap in the peas into the next row. To his right he could see across the path and along the full length of the row.

There was nothing to be seen. He checked left and froze! Like something from his worst nightmare, the beast was lying in wait for him not more than five metres away.

 

Twenty times his size if not more, the orange and black striped monster stared hungrily at him with wicked yellow eyes. The long sharp fangs gleamed in the sunlight as it gave an evil grin.

 

The beast, a cat called Marmalade, was vicious and enjoyed terrorising, tormenting and torturing the small animals it captured. It would play with the poor things for as much as an hour, before finally becoming bored and finishing them off. However today nothing had gone right, every time it had manage corner some poor creature, somehow they had managed to escape and now it was in a foul and angry mood.

 

 Giving a low growl the monster began to swish its tail from side to side, then he heard a loud click as it extended its claws to the full length. This was the prelude to the attack and he stood as if hypnotised as the beast raced towards him and launched itself into the air.

 

Almost too late he snapped out of the trance and instead of running away, ran straight at the beast and dived to the ground. Already committed to the leap, the beast sailed over his head, but managed to lash out and catch him with one of its claws.

 

Sent flying through the air, he landed with a jarring thud some two Metres along the row. With the wind knocked out of him he staggered to his feet and turned just in time to see the beast hit the ground, spin around and come straight back at him. Dizzy, winded and staggering backwards, he only just missed being slashed by the great claw that lashed out at him.

 

Dodging to one side he ran as he’d never run before, his legs were wobbling, his head was spinning and he was gasping for air. By now the beast was so close behind that he could feel its breath on his back and he wondered if he would manage to escape. Then he spotted a small gap in the wall, of peas, to his right and scrambled through into the next row.

 

The beast unable to get through the small gap, screeched and hissed as it slashed at the peas with both claws, shredding leaves and sending pea pods flying in all directions.

 

With the beast occupied he took time to recover his breath before moving on towards the path. He was halfway there when it went quiet, stopping he held his breath and listened, not a sound. He crept slowly towards the path, only to be confronted by the monster, who unable to get through the peas, had circled around and now came at him from that direction.

 

Swiftly turning he ran in the opposite direction and once again dived through an opening, this time in the last row of peas. Unfortunately, the opening was much bigger than the last one and the hissing and spitting beast shot through after him. Quick as a flash he ran across to the row to the beans and wriggled under the netting.

 

Unable to stop, the charging beast slammed into and became entangled in the netting. Snarling and spitting it struggled to break free, but the more it struggled the more it became entangled, until final several of the support posts snapped and that part of the netting complete with beans collapsed trapping the monster beneath it.

 

 

Backing off to a safe distance he sat and watched the beast struggle, then when he was sure it couldn’t escape, he gave a cheeky grin and scampered along to the path and made his way towards the house. 

Copyright Fred Watson 2007
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 Mirror

 

 Mirror, mirror, on the wall

 
Why am I so very small?

 

When will I start to grow?

 

Can you help me, yes, or, no?

 

 

Mirror, mirror, oh so wise

 

Can you tell me about my size?

 

Will I always be a little mite?

 

Or will I grow to reach the light?

 

 

Mirror, mirror, on the wall

 

Tell me please will I be tall?

 

Can’t you help with my need?

 

Tell me if I’ll stay a weed.

 

 

Mirror, mirror, are you there?

 

Hang on a sec; I’ll get a chair.

 

There that’s better. This is me.

 

Tell me true what do you see?

 

 

Mirror, mirror, you’re awfully dumb.

 

I think I’ll go and ask my mum.
  
Copyright Fred Watson June 2007
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Never go to school on an empty stomach
  
Go on the bus instead 

 

 

 

 Mary Ann
 

 Copyright © Fred Watson. 2005

 

Dancer L‘Laurel! If you don’t get up this minute, we’re going to be late.’

 

I keep my eyes closed; slide the cover down to my chin.

 

‘Ok, mum I’m up!’ I call, and pull the cover back over my head.

 

Seconds later, I jerk awake, as the covers are pulled from the bed.

 

‘Up! Now!’ Mum demands, in her don’t argue back voice.

 

‘I’m not going, I don’t want too’

 

‘I haven’t got time for this. Get up, and get ready,’ Mum shouts and stomps off downstairs.

 

I drag myself up, make my way to the bathroom and start to clean my teeth. Then I spot Mary Ann, she’s sitting on the closed lid of the toilet.

 

‘I wish you wouldn’t keep doing that,’ I say around a mouthful of toothpaste.

 

‘What’s that dear?’ asks Mary Ann.

 

‘Appearing suddenly, like that,’

 

‘Sorry dear, I fade out quite well, but when I try fading in, I just sort of…pop up.’

 

Mary Ann has a lovely warm voice and smells all sweet and spicy, like fresh baked biscuits, and she listens, she doesn’t shout. The problem is that Mary Ann isn’t really there; well, she is to me, but not to anyone else.

 

It all began when Nicky, my little sister reached the age of two – the terrible two’s, Mary Ann called it – and changed into a little horror. Up until then she had been cute.

 

But then she turned horrid, going into tantrums and screaming, she wouldn’t share her toys. Even if I played games with her, she would grab toys from me, screaming, ‘It’s mine! Get off. Give it me.’

 

Trouble was that mum and dad let her get away with it. Oh sometimes, they would say,  ‘That’s naughty, you have to share your toys with Laurel.’

 

 But other times they would just say,  ‘Oh! For god’s sake, will you give her back her toy, Laurel.’ As if it was my fault, and my feeling hurt, I would scream, ‘It’s not fair!’ And race upstairs to my room and the only one I could talk to, Mary Ann.

 

Until I was six I had mum and dad all to myself. Then Nicky came along and at first nothing changed, except I had a new baby sister and it was really cool. Everyone who came made a fuss of Nicky. But I didn’t mind, I loved my sister and besides, they always brought me a little present too. Some coloured pencils or drawing paper, which was great, because I loved to draw.

 

Now I’m eight, and Nicky is two and I don’t see why I need to get up, at eight o’ clock on a Saturday morning, and go with mum, while she takes Nicky to dancing. ‘It’s not fair,’ I moan, pulling on my tee shirt.

 

‘What isn’t dear?’ Mary Ann asks gently.

 

‘I don’t see why, mum can’t leave me in bed, while she takes Nicky to dancing,’ I pout.

 

‘Come here, let me do your hair,’ Mary Ann says.

 

‘Ooh, that’s nice, I always get tats, when I do it,’ I purr.

 

‘I’ve had plenty practice. I had long hair down to my waist just like you, and my mum used to make me brush it, one hundred strokes in the morning and one hundred at night,’ chuckles Mary Ann.

 

I close my eyes, the feel of the brush so soothing.

 

‘Don’t you think it would be wrong?’ asks Mary Ann.

 

‘Pardon?’

 

‘Wouldn’t it be wrong, if your mum left you in the house alone?’ Mary Ann asks.

 

‘Yes, I suppose so, but….’ Just then mum calls.

 

‘Laurel, are you ready, we’ll have to go.’

 

I sigh, and Mary Ann fades away.

 

‘Coming mum,’ I call.

 

Fifteen minutes later we arrived at the dance school and hurry inside.

 

‘Take Nicky’s coat off Laurel,’ mum says, as she delves in the bag for Nicky’s dance shoes.

 

‘No! Don’t, want coat off.’ Nicky shouts.

 

‘Come on, darling,’ I coo, ‘you can’t dance with your coat on.’

 

‘Don’t want to! Get off. Noooo,’ shouts Nicky, as she swings out wildly, knocking my hands away and falling onto her bottom, screaming.

 

‘Come on, darling, let’s get that coat off,’ Mum says, as she lifted Nicky to her feet.

‘Laurel, push me down.’ Nicky cries.

 

‘She was only trying to get your coat off, darling,’ mum soothes.

 

‘I never pushed her, mum!’ I cry.

 

‘I know you didn’t, but try and be a bit more careful, she might have banged her head,’ mum replies.

 

‘Humph!’ I fold my arms and fling myself into a chair.

 

After getting Nicky’s coat off and coaxing her into the dance class, Mum sits down next to me. Since Nicky is only two, we have to wait for her.

 

‘You want your magazine, while we wait?’ Mum asks.

 

‘No.’

 

‘She’s only a baby, you know.’ Mum says.

 

‘Yes, but I didn’t do anything,’ I reply.

 

‘No, But your older than her, and she’s only little.’ Mum says.

 

Ooh! She just doesn’t get it, I think to myself, I might be older, but I still didn’t do anything. I take my magazine from the bag and pretend to read. Mum gives a sigh and takes out a book.

 

We get back home at eleven thirty. Nicky drops her coat on the floor and heads into the lounge to play. I come in behind mum, hang my coat on the banister post and I’m about to go up to my room.

 

‘Laurel put your coat in the cupboard, and put Nicky’s away too.’ Mum orders, before disappearing into the kitchen.

 

Argh! I screamed inwardly as I hang up the coats, slam the cupboard door and run upstairs. Banging the bedroom door shut, I fling myself onto the bed, put a pillow over my head and scream.

 

‘What was that all about?’ Mary Ann asks, when I removed the pillow.

 

‘She! Blames me for everything,’ I cry angrily.

 

‘Who’s She? The cats, mother?’ asks Mary Ann.

 

I give her a puzzled look, Mary Ann smiles softly and explains, ‘It was one of my mothers sayings, she said it wasn’t nice to call someone she, if you knew who they were. Now, what were you saying?’

 

‘Mum! Mum, blamed me when Nicky fell down and she made me put Nicky’s coat away. It’s always me, never Nicky,’ I moan.

 

‘Why don’t you put some music on and practice your dancing,’ Mary Ann suggests.
  

I smile, I’ve been dancing since I was three, and I really loved it, particularly, street jazz.                                                                                                                            Dancer R

 

‘Yeah, I can show you my routines!’ I cry, and begin to search through my CD’s. Finding the one I want, I slide it into the player, click on to track three and begin to dance. The dance routine has taken a lot of hard work to learn, but luckily, everything clicks into place and I manage the complicated moves easily.

 

When the piece ends, I dip into a curtsy and Mary Ann claps her hands in delight. I beam and switch to another track, all my former upset forgotten – Mary Ann watches with a satisfied smile and then fades away.

 

I dance with my eyes closed, going over the steps in my head, when there is a knock and mum pops her head in, ‘Come and get your lunch darling, then I’ll take you to dancing.’

 

‘Coming mum,’ I say as I finish the moves.

 

After lunch mum drops me at dancing, there is an exam due next week, so there are two special routines, with quite a lot of difficult steps to learn. But I’m determined and so wrapped up in getting the steps right, that I looked up in surprise, when Mrs Scott Claps her hands, to signal the end of the session. I pull my top and jeans on over my leotard, change my shoes, call goodnight to the class and make my way out to reception.

 

‘Had a good session?’ Mum asks.

‘Yeah. Great, I’ve got some brilliant steps to practice for the exam. I’ll show you them when we get home.’

 

‘That’ll be great, put your coat on, it’s freezing outside,’ Mum orders.

 

‘Where’s Nicky?’ I ask.

 

‘She was tired, so I left her at home with dad, you know, how ratty she gets when she’s tired,’ Mum replies.

 

I smile to myself, ratty when she’s tired? She’s ratty all the time.

 

First through the door when we get home, I put my coat and bag straight into the cupboard and go into the lounge. Dads on the settee, watching the TV, with Nicky, fast asleep beside him.

 

‘Hi! Dad!’ I say cheerfully.

 

‘Hi! Princess! Ask your mum to take Nicky, Then, tell me about dancing,’ Dad says with a grin.

 

‘I’ll put her in the pushchair, she’ll only sleep for an hour,’ says mum, who has followed me into the room.

 

I snuggled next to dad on the settee and began to explain the new moves I’ve learnt, but I know by the look on his face, he isn’t getting it, ‘I’ll get my CD player, and show you,’ I say.

 

‘Why don’t we wait until after tea, princess,’ Dad says. ‘Then mum and I will both watch you.’

 

 ‘You Promise?’ I ask.

 

‘It’s a promise princess,’ dad replies, already reaching for the TV control, to get the football scores.

 

I spent the time until tea, practicing my routines and come straight down when mum calls. Nothing much happens during the meal, other than dad telling mum about this great goal and Nicky acting up and throwing her spaghetti on the floor.

 

After tea I jump up eagerly, ‘Now, can I show you my routines?’

 

‘ You get ready, I’ll be with you as soon as I clear up this mess,’ Mum says.

 

I run upstairs, stripped back to my leotard, grabbed my CD player and I’m back in the lounge in five minutes. Mum comes in with Nicky and sits next to dad. I select track five and begin, the music seems to flow through me and I dance the piece in perfect rhythm, taking a low bow to the applause.

 

The second piece is slower and more difficult, so I closed my eyes as I move and have hardly started, when, Nicky rams into me screaming, ‘No! No! My turn, I want to dance now.’

 

I try to push her away, but Nicky begins to lash out and screams and kicks and rolls on the floor. Mum picks her up and tries to calm her but she screams all the more until mum gives in, ‘Let her dance, laurel, she’ll only go on and on.’ Mum pleads.

 

Upstairs in my room I fight back the tears. The little monster has done it again. The bed dips beside me, as Mary Ann sits down and gives me a hug.

 

‘Why is Nicky so horrid? And why do mum and dad, let her get away with it? I sob.

 

‘Do you love Nicky?’ Mary Ann asks.

 

‘Yes I suppose so, but not when she’s horrid.’ I reply.

 

‘Do you; remember me telling you, about the terrible two’s?’

 

‘Yes.’

 

‘Well, some small children, change when they’re two, I don’t know why; maybe they try to learn, do too much and get mad, because they can’t do all the things they want.’

 

‘Do you think Nicky’s like that?’

 

‘Yes I do. And I also think that when she turns three, she’ll change again, this time, for the better.’

 

‘All right, but that doesn’t excuse mum and dad.’

 

‘No it doesn’t, but I know they love you and wouldn’t ever hurt you. I think they just get so frustrated coping with Nicky, that they get things wrong without really meaning too.’ Mary Ann explains gently and gives me another warm spicy hug, before adding.

‘Remember, I’ll, always be here, when you need me.’

 

I smile as she fades away and whisper,

 

‘Love you, Grandma,’

 

Then I go back downstairs
 
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 A poem, a ditty

Isn’t it a pity

I haven’t the time

To make up a rhyme

 

Maybe I’ll try,

To reach for the sky

Or count to ten

And start over again

 

But then I might not

For I don’t give jot

If you listen to me

or go off for your tea
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BETHANY AND THE TURNIP

  

Down in Yorkshire on the very edge of a small village stands a row of handsome stone built houses. Being on the edge of the village has its advantages. To the front is a large grassy field, while to the rear, each house has a small yard backing onto dusty back lane that runs from the main road quarter of a mile away, turns right along back of the houses to a dead end at the last house. From that point on it turns into an equally dusty footpath that wanders on through the countryside.  On the other side of the lane are the gardens that make ideal, play areas for the children.

 

  But today the gardens and the back lane are deserted. Except for the figure of a small girl in the yard of number fifteen, the second door from the end of the lane. She stands there sighing, her elbows resting on the top of the gate, chin in her hands, staring wistfully along the lane.

 

   Bethany is small and pretty, with blond hair, a bright and lively girl, who normally has a big cheeky grin and a warm loving nature. But like all children she can be naughty and this afternoon she is driving her mum mad.

 

Bethany is bored and feeling a little sorry for herself because she has no one to play with. Mum is busy doing the washing, Chloe is away on a school trip and none of the other children in the lane are playing out.  Taking a last look along the lane she gives a big sigh, turns from the gate and walks across the yard to the back door. ‘Mum! Mum! I’ve got nothing to do.’

 

‘Oh Bethany, there’s loads to do,’ said mum. ‘You can play on the swing and the slide.’

 

‘No! I don’t want to,’ said Bethany, stamping her foot,  ‘anyway, I’ve been playing on them all morning and I’m sick of them. I want to do something else.’ 

 

 ‘Well, why don’t you get out your pram and doll then?’

 

‘No I don’t want too.’ She said putting on her sulky voice and sticking out her pet lip.

 

‘I’ll tell you what, why don’t we put on the DVD of Beauty and the beast you like that don’t you?’

 

 ‘ No!’ 

 

‘OK,’ explained mum, ‘I’ve played with you all morning, but now I’ve got to get on with the washing. So why don’t you go and read in your room, for a bit.’ 

 

‘But, mum, I don’t want to read, I want to play outside.’

 

‘All right, then why don’t you go along the lane and see if any of your friends are coming out to play. But just in the lane, don’t go wandering off.’

 

   Bethany cheered up as she headed off along the lane. Surely someone will come out to play, she thought. But her good mood disappeared when she knocked on the last door to find that Tom, like the rest of her friends was busy with something else.

 

  Fed up she walked back along the lane, kicking an old piece of stone in front of her. When she reached the end of the lane she took one last kick and the stone flew down the path.

 

Turning to go back into the house, she stopped, decided to go along the path and kick the stone back to the lane, well, she thought, it’ll be something to do.

 

 As she walked along the path next to the field, she heard a high squeaky voice. ‘Where are you going, girl? Wait for me,’ she looked around: there was no one there.

 

She started to walk on, but has gone no more than six paces, when the voice came again. ‘Hold on! Wait for me.’

 

Turning, she looked all around, there was no one to be seen.

 

She was about to carry on walking, when the voice came for the third time, ‘I won’t be long, wait for me.’

 

The voice seemed to be coming from the field of long grass on her right. Moving closer she stood on her tiptoes and peered over the top of the very high grass. She could see movement, as if someone, who was shorter than the grass was coming towards her.

 

Suddenly a head popped up above the grass, and disappeared again.  She got such a shock that she stepped back quickly, caught her heel on a clump of grass at the edge of the path, and promptly sat down.

 

She was still sitting there, when the grass parted and a face grinned out at her. My, what a funny face it was.  Big round eyes, a small button nose, a wide smiley mouth, and green floppy hair, ‘Hello,’ it said and stepped out of the grass onto the path.

 

Bethany gasped in surprise; it was a turnip, with two long thin legs, two equally skinny arms – and the green hair that she has seen, was actually green floppy leaves.

 

‘H-Hello,’ Bethany said, ‘Who are you?’ 

 

‘I’m Tammy,’ the turnip replied, ‘What’s your name?’ Then without waiting for her to reply, rushed on. ‘I’m lost, I was hoping that you could help me find my way back home’.

 

‘I’m called Bethany, I’ll try to help if I can,’ said Bethany, ‘but I really haven’t any idea where turnips live.’

 

‘In a field,' said Tammy, quick as a flash.

 

‘I know that! Silly,’ said Bethany, ‘but I don’t know where the turnip field is. Don’t you know which way you came?’

 

‘No not really, I’ve been walking round and round in circles, in that field of long grass, for ages and ages trying to find my way out'

 

‘Come on then, we’ll see if we can find out, but you better hold my hand, in case you wander off and get lost again.’

 

Hand in hand, they set off to try and find the turnip field. Coming to a fork in the path, they are deciding which way to go, when a rabbit hops into view down the left hand fork.

 

 ‘I’m lost,’ said Tammy. ‘Do you have any idea where the turnip field is?’

 

To Bethany’s surprise, the rabbit replied, ‘Sorry, I don’t. But if it’s any help, I can tell you where it’s not. It’s not down there,’ she said, pointing back along the path she had just come down.

 

‘Thank you – er,’ said Bethany.

 

‘Rosemary, Rosemary Rabbit,’ said the rabbit.

 

‘Well thank you very much, Rosemary, ’ said Bethany, a little surprised that she was actually talking to a rabbit. But then after all she had been talking to a turnip, hadn’t she.

 

‘Come on,’ said Bethany, ‘We better try this way.’

 

Saying goodbye to Rosemary, they head up the right hand fork in the path. As they walked the path starts to climb uphill and run through a small stand of trees.

 

Coming around a bend in the path, they bumped straight into a fox who was hurrying in the opposite direction. Picking themselves up off the ground, Bethany said, ‘Why don’t you look where you’re going? Rushing about like that, you could hurt someone.’

 

‘Me, look where I’m going, I like that. What about you two, standing in the middle of the path, so that no one can get past,’ shout the fox angrily, as he picked himself up and brushed the leaves from his legs.

 

Bravely, Bethany asked, ‘Do you know where the turnip field is? Please?’ 

 

‘No I don’t know, and anyway, I don’t like turnips,’ the fox snapped, and he hurried off down the path.
  

‘How do you know you don’t like turnips, if you’ve never met one,’ Tammy shouted after him. But the fox did not look around.

 

‘Never mind, Tammy. He’s just a grumpy old fox, and he doesn’t know anything.’

 

They continued along the path until they came to a field with cows in. Bethany climbed up the gate and leaning over the top, shouted to the nearest cow, ‘Do you know where the turnip field is? Please.’

   

‘What? I can’t hear you,’ said the cow.

 

‘The…turnip…field…where… is…it?’ shouted Bethany, loudly and clearly.

 

‘What? I still can’t hear you.’

 

Bethany thought she must have been hard of hearing, because she could hear her mumbling to herself, as she walked over, ‘ I don’t know, this younger generation, can’t talk clearly, they always mumble so you can’t hear them.’ As she reached the gate she said,  ‘Now, child talk slowly and clearly without mumbling and repeat your question.’

  

‘Please – could – you – tell – me – the – way – to – the – turnip - field – Mrs cow?’ Bethany asked, in a very clear voice.

 

 ‘That is better, I can hear you now,’ said the cow, ‘but I’m Miss, not Mrs, and my name’s Cora. Now back to your question, I’ve been there, I know I have, but it was such a long time ago, I…’

 

At that point, Cora broke off as Tammy climbed up next to Bethany. Cora moved along the gate, stuck out her rather large tongue and licked the whole of his face with one slurp. It was horrible and slimy; Tammy lost his grip on the gate, fell to the ground and rolled into a ditch.

 

‘Oh, dear me, what is that?’ asked Cora.

  

‘That – is – Tammy – he’s – a – turnip,’

 

‘Are you sure? Because the turnips that I remember, weren’t like that with legs and arms, they just sat in long rows in a field and didn’t move at all.’

 

‘Yes – I’m – sure – he’s – a – turnip,’ replies Bethany, nodding her head.

 

‘Well, as I was saying, I think that the turnip field is on the south facing side of a hill. This path should take you there, but I’m not certain. Try asking someone else, down by the river.’

 

‘Thank you very much, Cora, we’ll ask that duck down there.’

 

‘Your mumbling again, child. I’m not Dutch and I wouldn’t dream of going in the muck down there.’ With that she wandered back across the field muttering, ‘Nice girl, but I do wish she would talk clearly.’

 

Leaving Cora With her friends, they follow the path down to the river and Tammy walked over to the duck, ‘Do you know where the turnip field is?’

 

‘What?’ asked the duck.

   

‘Do you k…’ 

 

‘Never mind that,’ said the duck, ‘I heard what you said the first time, but you didn’t say the magic word.’

 

‘But I don’t know any magic word, I’m a turnip not a magician, cried Tammy.

 

Bethany nudged him, ‘The magic word, You know - ‘The-Magic-Word.’

  
Tammy grinned, ‘Oh, that magic word. Please, do you know where the turnip field is? Please.’

   

The duck smiled, ‘That’s better. Now, before we get into all that, why don’t we get to know each other, I’m called Don. Tell me your names.

 

‘Pleased to meet you, my name’s Bethany and, this one, who forgets to say please is Tammy.’

 

‘Pleased to meet you both, I’ve a good idea where the Turnip field is, that is, not quite exactly, but I can get you very near. You can ask again when you get closer.’ And he continued. ‘ This path follows the river until it comes to a bridge. At the bridge turn right and follow that path till you come to another right turn. Now this is where you will have to ask again, as I’m not sure if you need the first or the second turning.’

 

‘Thank you very much for your help, Don,’ said Bethany and she set off down the path, with Tammy tagging along behind. 
 

‘Oh, young Turnip,’ Don called after them, with a smile on his face. ‘Don’t forget to say please next time.’

  

‘I will,’ promises Tammy, as he waved goodbye.

 

When they arrived at the bridge they saw a frog  and Bethany called out, ‘Hello, frog.’

  

‘Freddy,’ croaked the frog.

 

‘Pardon.’ 

 

‘My name, it's Freddy.’

 

‘Oh, I see, this is Tammy, my name’s Bethany, and we were wondering if you know the way to the turnip field’

 

‘I used to know a turnip once,' croaked Freddy.' He had a beard, a black patch on one eye and a wooden leg.  His name was Long John Turnip, him and his parrot used to sail down the river and out into the sea. They said he was going to dig up buried treasure. But I didn’t believe it, how can how can anyone dig a hole in the sea.’

  

‘So you’ll know the way to the turnip field, then?’ asked Tammy.

 

‘What Turnip field?’

  

‘The one that Long John Turnip came from.’

 

‘Oh, That one, I never did asked him where he came from. But I think he might have come from that direction,' croaked the frog, pointing over the bridge.

 

‘But that’s opposite, to the way, the duck told us to go,’ cried Bethany. 

 

‘ What duck?’ asked the frog. 

 

‘That duck, along there by the river’

 

‘So you asked the duck and he told you the way to the turnip field.’ croaked the frog, starting to sound a little angry.

 

‘Y-Yes,’ Bethany replied timidly.’

 

‘Well I like that! You have me standing here for half an hour talking about turnips. Wasting my time. When the duck has already told you the way to go,’ he exclaimed, and with a sniff of his nose, he hopped off down to the river.

 

Bethany looked at Tammy, shrugged her shoulders and carried on walking until they come to the first turning on the right. At the side of the path was a small goat, with a long rope tied to a collar round his neck, the other end of the rope was fastened to a post hammered into the ground.

 

Going over to him Bethany smiled nicely, ‘Could, you tell me if this is the turning, that will take us to the turnip field? Please.’

    

‘Turnips! Turnips, Oh Yummy, I do love turnips,’ bleeted the goat, licking his lips, as he stared at Tammy. ‘Would your friend like to come a little closer, so I can eat him. No! No! I mean meet him.’

 

The two friends moved backwards, along the path, keeping their eyes on the goat. Once they are far enough away to feel safe, they turned and hurried along the path.

 

Behind them the goat called, ‘Girl, ask your friend if he would like to be my tea. No! No! I mean would he like to come to tea.’

 

Ignoring his calls they continued on their way and soon came to the second turning. Sitting on a fence post was a little fat mouse. Going over to him Tammy said, ‘Is this the turning to get to the turnip field, please?’

 

‘What’s a turnip?’ asked the mouse.

 

‘Me, I’m a Turnip,’ said Tammy, ‘Have you seen any thing that looks like me?’

 

‘Oh, why didn’t you say so in the first place,’ said the mouse, ‘There’s a Field full them, what did you call them, turnips, was it?’

 

‘Yes, but where?’

 

‘There,’ he said, pointing to the next field along the path, ‘There are hundreds of them in that field.’

 

As they drew near to the gate into the field, a crowd of turnips came running out waving their arms in the air. The tallest one shouted. ‘Where have you been, our Tammy? Our Mum’s been worried about you, and who’s this with you?’

 

After introducing Bethany to his brother Tom, Tammy said, ‘I got lost and Bethany helped me to find my way back home.’

 

‘ Thanks Bethany, we’ve been searching for him all day,’ said Tom, ‘Come on we better let mum know he OK, she’s had search parties out looking for him.’

 

As they walked through the field, the crowds of turnips seemed to get bigger and bigger and they were all waving and cheering. Bethany noticed that a group of large strong turnips were travelling in front of them clearing a pathway through the crowds. While others, equally strong, linked hands and lined each side of the pathway, holding it open so they could walk through in comfort.

 

Nearing the middle of the field, they suddenly found themselves in a square flat area, surrounded on all four sides by cheering Turnips.

 

In front of them in the centre of the square, was a throne on which sat a round plump turnip with a very severe frown on her face. With a nod of her head, she signalled to the large turnips and they marched over to escort Bethany, Tammy and Tom to a spot in front of the throne. 

‘Curtsy,’ whispered Tom from the side of his mouth, as both he and Tammy gave a low bow to the queen.
  
As they straightened up, a large smile lit up the queen’s face, she held out both arms and Tammy ran over to be given a big hug from his mum the queen of the turnips. Tammy and his mum talked together for a while, then the queen beckoned Bethany over and said, ‘I would like to thank you, my dear, for bring back Prince Tammy, goodness knows what would have happened to him, if you hadn’t found him.’
  
 At this the whole crowd of turnips cheered, ‘Hip! Hip! Hurrah! For Bethany.’
  
Pleased at the return of her son, the queen declared that the day was a holiday. The crowd cheered and began setting up stalls round the sides of the square. Soon the stalls were bursting with all kinds of things with strange sounding names. Every thing began with a T, Lemonade was Temonade, Lollies were Tollies and Ice cream was called Tice cream. There were also Tream Tuns and Tweets, plus much more and despite their strange sounding names they all tasted delicious.
  
In one half of the square they set up a faiground with even stranger sounding names. There was a Turnipabout, a Big Turniper and a Turnipyboat. In the other half they set up a Turnippole, with ribbons hanging down from the top, where everyone grabs a ribbon and dances around the pole. In addition there were games, like, Leap Turnip, Turnips knock, Pin the tail on the Turnip, Pass the Turnip, Musical Turnips, and many more.
  
Bethany had a wonderful time and really enjoyed her self, but all too soon it was time to go home.
  
Turning to Tammy she said, ‘Tammy, I’ll have to go home; my mum will be looking for me. I had better go and say goodbye, to the queen.’ 
 
‘ We’ll come with you,’ said Tom, and the three of them walked over to where the queen sat on her throne.
  
‘ Your Majesty,’ said Bethany, as she curtsied to the queen. ‘I’m sorry, but if you don’t mind, I have to go home now.’ 
 
‘Could you wait just a minute, while I make an announcement,’ said the queen, and giving a signal to one of the other turnips, she stood up.
  
The turnip raised a trumpet to his lips and gave three large blasts, and the crowd turned to the queen. Once they had settled down the queen announced in a loud voice, ‘I Queen Tatina, queen of the Turnips, declare that having saved the royal prince, Tammy from being lost. Bethany shall from this day forth be known as, Princess Bethany.’
  
The crowd cheered, ‘Hip! Hip! Hurrah, for Princess Bethany.’
  
When the noise had died down, the queen turned to Bethany, gave her a hug and said, ‘Thank you again, Princess Bethany, I’m sorry you have to go. I’m sending Tom and Tammy to escort you back to where you first met Tammy. Tom won’t get lost, he knows a shortcut so it won’t take you long.’ 
 
When she finished speaking the queen gave Princess Bethany a big hug, and they set off, with the crowd following them to the end of the field. Waving goodbye to all the turnips, the friends turned onto the shortcut and were soon out of sight. When they arrived back at the path near to Bethany’s house, they hugged each other and said goodbye. Tammy and Tom waved and walked off into the long grass. Bethany headed home.
  
When she reached the end of the lane, Bethany turned to see if she could catch one last glimpse of her friends, but because of the high grass she couldn’t see them at all.
  
Raising her voice she shouted, ‘Bye, Tammy. Bye, Tom,’ turned and walked on. As she reached her gate, she heard faintly in the distance two voices shouting, ‘ Bye, Princess Bethany,’ and she went in for her tea.
  
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Twinkle, twinkle, little star
once I bought a motor car
loving cared for, by a monk
 it was just a heap of junk

 

The Girls And Sandy

 

Copyright © Fred Watson 2004
 
It was the weekend and Chloe and Beth had been up since first light. They were going to stay at grandma and granddads house, in the country for a few days, and best of all, cousins Rosie and little Katie were going to stay too.
 
They were so excited that they kept pestering mum, you know the sort of thing, ‘Mum what time are we going?’ and ‘Mum what time is it now, can we go soon?’ Mum, who was trying to pack their things and finish off some housework before they left, chased them in the end. ‘Go outside and torment your dad, he’s washing the car.’

 

‘But, Mum…’ cried Bethany

 

‘Never mind but, go on and let me get finished, the sooner I do, the sooner we can go.’

 

Chloe seeing that Bethany was about to say something else, grabbed her by the arm and pulled her out the door.

 

‘Let go, what did you do that for, our Chloe?’

 

‘Because if you go on at mum, she’ll get mad and send you to your room and if she does that, we’ll never get away today,’ said Chloe.

 

‘Mum wouldn’t do that.’

 

‘No, you want to try her?’

 

‘Nah, Let’s go and see Dad.’ Bethany grinned.

 

They walked round to the garage, where dad was busy polishing the alloy wheels on the car. ‘Hi Dad,’ Chloe said, ‘Need a hand cleaning the car?’

 

‘No, I’ve just about finished, why don’t, you help mum.’

 

‘No can do, mum told us to come and help you,’ said Bethany.

 

‘Oh, chased you, did she?’ Dad said with a grin.

 

‘No, Dad, she just a little busy that’s all,’ said Chloe haughtily.

 

‘Why don’t you play in the garden and when I’m finished here I’ll go and help mum get finished.’

 

Half an hour later dad called them and they set off for Durham. Grandma and Granddad has move to an old farmhouse on the outskirts of the city when they retired, and it would take them an hour and a half to get there if the traffic was light. The roads were pretty clear and they turned into the lane leading to the farmhouse bang on time.

 

‘Good news girls, look who’s behind us,’ said mum.

 

‘Great,’ shouted Bethany, ‘It’s aunty Clare with Rosie and baby Katie.’

 

‘Cool,’ said Chloe, with a grin, as she turned to wave at Rosie in the car behind.

 

The two cars pulled into the drive one behind the other and there were squeals of delight as all four girls ran over to hug Grandma and Granddad, who were standing at the front door waiting for them.

 

After the hugging was over Grandma said, ‘Take your cases upstairs girls, you are in the big front room together, then wash your hands, dinners ready.

 

When the girl came back down they found that Granddad had put extra chairs round the table and all the rest of the family, were sitting down.

 

‘Hurry girls, said Grandma. “I’m just about to dish up,’

 

When they had eaten their lunch, Grandma said, “who wants Strawberry’s and ice cream?’

 

‘I do,’ said Chloe.

 

‘So do I,’ said Rosie.

 

‘I don’t like Strawberry’s,’ said Beth, ‘can I just have ice cream please,’ said Bethany.

 

‘Mee, Meee,Meee, wan ome I Ceam!’ shouted little Katie.

 

While the girl tucked into their ice cream, the adults had some of Grandma’s Apple tart with custard, followed by a cup of Tea.

 

‘How are you liking it here?’ asked Martin, Chloe’s and Bethany’s dad.

 

‘OK, but when we first moved in we were overrun with mice; they seemed to be everywhere. Then about a week after we arrived Grandma heard a Scratching at kitchen door and…’ said granddad.

 

‘Yes, I heard this scratching, and when I opened the door this large cat was just sitting there, so I got him a bowl of milk and he’s been here ever since,’ said Grandma taking up the story.

 

‘And since he has been here the mice have disappeared, all bar one with sandy colour hair, and he seems to lead a charmed life,’ chipped in Granddad.

 

‘What do you call the cat Grandma?’ asked Rosie.

 

 ‘Marmalade,’ said Grandma.

 

 ‘Marmalade? Why?’ asked Chloe.

 

 “Because of that lovely orange and black fur, he just seems to look the colour of Marmalade, replied Grandma.

 

‘I think it’s a really nice name Grandma,’ said Beth.

 

‘Me ike Marmade too,’ piped up baby Katie, and everyone smiled.

 

‘Right,’ said Grandma, ‘have you all finished your Ice cream girls? OK, go and play in the garden, while the adults can clear the table and wash up.’

 

‘Not Katie,’ said aunty Clair, ‘she hasn’t had her afternoon nap yet.’

 

Outside the girls walked down to the lawn and across the grass heading for some swings. As they neared a small crab apple tree, they were laughing and carrying on, and didn’t at first notice the mouse, Chloe was the first to do so, ‘I don’t believe it,’ she said, ‘there’s a mouse over there sitting up holding a tiny apple in its front paws.’

 

‘That’s really so cool,’ said Rosie.

 

‘Wow!’ was all that Bethany could manage.

 

This was the first time that Sandy the mouse, and the girls had met. He dropped the apple and ran straight towards the girls, but at the last minute he shot sideways and headed for the corner of the house. Rosie twisted to one side and dived to head him off, but missed. Chloe jumped over the top of Rosie as she sprawled on the ground, tripped, did two forward rolls and still missed him.

 

That left Beth who was the smallest, but possibly the quickest of the three.

Even before the other two had started to move, she set of at an angle to intercept Sandy, and reaching the drainpipe at the same time as him, managed to grab his tail. But Sandy was going so fast that his tail slipped between her fingers and he shot into the drainpipe.

 

Climbing quickly upwards he turned right at the junction with pipe that brought waste -water from the bath. Heading along this pipe he came to a section where over the years the constantly running water had rusted a hole in the back. He Popped out of this hole and ran along the top to the point where it entered the wall, here a big chunk of cement was missing going right through the wall, ducking inside he came out under the bath. From here he had dozens of ways to get about the house.  All he needed to do was to follow the boxed in pipes that travelled down to the bottom floor, up to the loft and branched off to run between the ceiling and the upstairs floors, to feed the washbasins in the bedrooms. In addition there were the many pathways inside the hollow walls and behind the skirting boards, that made it easy to get from one part of the house to the other, with only the odd place here and there that he had to break cover to get into the next section.

 

Using these secret passageways, he made his way downstairs inside the pipe ducting. Passing through the kitchen, still inside the ducting he could hear all the voices, so he knew it was no good popping out there to get a bite to eat. Moving on he slipped out of a small hole into the pantry to have his tea.

 

Choosing a new packet of Chocolate Digestive Biscuits, they were his favourites. He gnawed his way through the wrapping and ate until he was full. Squeezing back into the ducting he came out near to the water tap in the utility room and paused to take a drink from the cats bowl of milk, before going into the garage and climbing up into the loft. Feeling tired he made his way over to the bed lay down and was soon fast asleep.

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 What do you get if you cross a cat with a lemon?
 
A sour puss
  
KATIE AND HER DRAGON
  
Copyright © Fred Watson 2006
  
Katie brushed her blond hair from her blue eyes, tipped her head back, looked up Katies dragonat Kraw and said, ‘Can you see them?’

 

Kraw shook his head, ‘There’s no sign of them, mistress,’ he said, his voice a deep rumbling sort off purring sound.

 

Katie giggled, she still wasn’t used to being called mistress by a dragon standing three metres tall. After all she was only nine and what nine year old had their own dragon; none that she knew of.

 

It was at her ninth birthday party that she met Kraw and he sort of adopted her.

 

Since it was such a nice sunny day, Mrs Tolly who ran the orphanage, had set up a table in the garden and the children had a party for Katie’s birthday. They had sandwiches, cakes and jelly. Katie had blown out her candles and made a very special wish.

That was when Kraw had appeared, he came swooping down from the sky and landed on the lawn. Mrs Tolly and the rest of the children ran off screaming, but Katie got mad, this, flying lizard had frighten the other children and spoiled her party and she wasn’t having that. She was so mad that she didn’t think about his size, she just shouted at him, ‘Shoo, go away you horrible monster, go on off with you.’

 

The monster looked down at her and spoke in his deep rumbling voice, ‘But…but I…’

 

‘Never mind but, you’ve spoilt my party, now go away.’

 

‘But I’ve come to fulfil your wish.’

 

‘What wish?’

 

‘You know, your birthday wish.’

 

‘No you can’t have, I wished for someone to adopt me.’

 

‘Yes that’s me.’

 

‘Dragons can’t adopt children, that would be silly.’

 

‘Why would it be silly?’

 

‘It just would, besides, I want a Mum and a Dad to love me and look after me.’

 

‘I can love you and look after you.’

 

‘No, I want a Mum and a Dad.’

 

‘How about I look after you until you find a Mum and a Dad?’

 

‘No, I’ll wait.’

 

‘But the head of the guardian dragons sent me.’

 

‘Sorry, like I said, I’ll wait to be adopted.’

 

The dragon hung his head and a tear ran down his cheek, it was so big that she had jump back to save being soaked. ‘B-bye, Katie,’ he said sadly and turned to walk away.

 

Katie sighed, he looked so sad with his tail trailing on the ground, that she couldn’t stand it; she had to call out, ‘Dragon?’

 

‘Kraw.’ he said.

 

‘What?’

 

‘Kraw, it’s my name.’

 

‘Oh, well Kraw, maybe, just maybe…’

 

‘Yes,’ he said eagerly.’

 

‘Maybe you can be my guardian until I get adopted.’

 

Mrs Tolly wasn’t very happy about it, but from that day on Kraw became Katie’s guardian. Mind you, Mrs Tolly wouldn’t let him stay in the orphanage, but she let him use the old barn at the bottom of the field and Katie and her best friends Michael and Jenny help him to make it cosy.

 

Now Michael and Jenny were missing, they’d gone off to the river to fish, and should have been back an hour ago, but there was no sign of them.

 

‘Kneel down, Kraw till I climb up,’ said Katie.

‘Ready, mistress?’ Kraw called, as he felt her settle behind his neck.

 

‘Yes let’s go,’ she called and Kraw began to circle, higher and higher he flew, until they could see the whole of the river below them, all the way down to where it joined the sea. There was no sign of Michael and Jenny. All they could see was a small boat with a single sail, heading downstream.

 

‘Drop lower, we’ll have check out both banks, something must have happened to them.’ Katie said.

Kraw dropped down until he was just skimming the treetops, and beginning upstream, followed the river towards the sea. But there was no sign of their friends not near or in the water; they had simply vanished. They caught up with the boat and as they passed overhead the man in the cockpit looked up and waved.

 

As the Kraw approached the boat Dodgy Black hissed towards the cabin, ‘Keep them kids quiet, Rolly we’ve got company.’ Then he smiled and waved as the dragon flew by.

 

In the Cabin Rolly Jones put his hands over Michael and Jenny’s mouths and didn’t take them away until the shadow of the dragon passing overhead was long gone. He needn’t have bothered both the children were still only half conscious.

 

 Dodgy had clubbed them from behind while they were fishing. Dodgy was good at that, he could club someone with just enough force to knock them out for an hour without causing them any permanent injury. An important knack when you spent your time kidnapping children and selling them as slaves.

 

They’d caught these two, an hour ago and were now on the way to Thanet, where the Frankish traders would pay a good price especially for strong youngsters.

 

The boy and girl hadn’t come around fully, so Rolly took the opportunity to pop up on deck. ‘What’s happening with the dragon?’ he enquired.

 

‘Gone downstream, doesn’t suspect a thing, but just in case he comes back you better get back down and keep those kids quiet.’

 

‘Yeah OK.’

 

‘Here, what, you doing?’ he exclaimed as he opened the cabin door and spotted Jenny at the small window. ‘Come away now,’ he demanded and he reached out to grab her. But before he could come to grips with her, Michael butted him in the stomach causing him to fall to the floor gasping for breath.

 

‘Come on let’s get out of here, ‘Michael said. But as they turned to the door it slammed shut and no matter how they tried, there was no way that they could get it open again.

 

‘I’ve managed to hang my scarf out the window, but the opening is too small for us to get through. What are we going to do now?’ said Jenny.

 

‘Pass me his club, the first thing I’m going to do is belt him with it.’

 

As Rolly regained his breath, Michael bopped him on the head and he collapsed to the floor, with a grunt.

 

‘OK, now run from that side of the cabin to this.’ said Michael.

 

‘But, I don’t understand?’ queried Jenny.

 

‘Katie and Kraw will be on their way back upriver and if we can get the boat rocking from side to side, they might come to investigate. Ready, Go.’

 

Together they ran back and forth and each time Rolly grunted as they trod on him. They didn’t do it on purpose; the cabin was so small that they had to run over him to get to the other side. From one wall to the other they went, and soon had the small boat rocking from side to side.

 

As he flew back up river Kraw concentrated his attention on the reed beds lining the banks, in case their friends were hidden there, and he didn’t break his concentration until Katie climbed up his neck and shouted in his ear. ‘Kraw look at the boat it’s wobbling.’

 

And sure enough when he looked the small boat was rocking madly as it sailed towards them.

 

‘Fly lower, Kraw, there’s something fishy going on,’ Katie cried.

 

Kraw dropped down and headed for boat and as they drew near, called back to Katie, ‘look isn’t that Jenny’s scarf hanging out of the window?’

 

‘Yes, see if you can force the boat into the bank.’

 

‘Oh, I can do better than that, hang on tight,’ said Kraw, with a wicked grin.

 

Swooping down, he shredded the sail with one swipe of his claw, and while Dodgy cowered in the corner of the cockpit, settled onto the cabin roof and dug his claws in.

 

 The was silence for a moment, then Kraw began to beat his wings faster and faster, straining against the power of the river, final with a great wet slurp the boat broke free of the waters suction, and he shot upwards carrying the boat.

 

A five-minute trip and he lowered the boat gently into the castle yard, right next to the sheriff’s office.

 

Once the Kidnappers were behind bars, Kraw flew them all back to the orphanage, where Mrs Tolly fed them milk and chocolate brownies, she even gave Kraw two-dozen buns and a bucket of milk for himself.
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What do you get if you cross a Teddy with a cow? 
 
Winnie the Moo
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 Chloe's Pony
  
Copyright © Fred Watson 2007 
 

Tongue peeking from the corner of her mouth, Chloe sat at the table; head bowed and long fair hair hanging at either side of her pale face. Carefully, she finished shading in and sat back to admire her handiwork. She’d drawn what she always drew, a pony.

 

 For as long as she could remember she’d wanted a pony, and from the day she was old enough to hold a pencil, all she’d ever drawn were ponies. At first they resembled nothing more than a potato with four matchsticks for legs, with another matchstick at one end, supporting a smaller potato head. But the drawing she’d done today was nothing like that; through constant practice she had developed an artistic talent far beyond her eleven years.

 

‘Put that away and get off to school, or you’ll be late again,’ said her mum as she came in from the garden.

 

‘I’ll just--,’

 

‘No you won’t, you’ll put that sketch away and get off to school, now.’

 

‘OK, Ok, I’m going,’ she said as she finished attaching the blobs of Blue Tack, stuck the drawing on the fridge and headed for the back door.

 

‘Hold it!’ You’d forget your head if it wasn’t screwed on,’ said mum holding out her school bag.

 

Chloe grinned and held out her hand for the bag; she knew what was coming, mum gave the same speech every morning, only the content of the sandwiches and the fruit varied. She recited them in her head as her mum spoke. ‘Have you got a clean hanky, are you sure two sandwiches are enough? They’re Ham and cheese, you favourite. Make sure you eat your apple and banana and take care on the main road it’s busy this time of the morning.’

 

Chloe nodded in all the right places and still grinning, pecked her mum on the cheek and was out the door in a flash. She didn’t have far to go, the school was only around the corner and while the road was busy, she didn’t have to cross it because the school was on this side.

 

‘Hi, Chloe,’ her friend Matilda called as she approached the corner.

 

Hi, Tilly what time is it?’

 

‘Five to,’

 

‘Good, we’re on time then.’

 

Chloe had a thing about wearing a watch, she had a perfectly good watch in her bedroom, but she never wore it. She said that time didn’t matter, yet like now, she would ask her friend the time.

 

‘Liked your drawing, it’s brilliant,’ said Tilly.

 

Chloe looked at her friend, wondering if she had gone loopy, ‘but you haven’t seen it yet.’

 

‘Yes I have, I saw it yesterday.’

 

‘But you can’t have, I only finished it this morning.’

 

Now it was Tilly’s turn to look puzzled, then it dawned on her, they were talking about two different drawings and she began to laugh, ‘The drawing you did in art class, Mrs Wilson’s put it up in the gallery, come on I’ll show you.’

 

The gallery was large pin board that ran the whole length of the main school corridor and it was where the teachers displayed the best of their pupils work. There were boards in all the corridors, but only the very best work made it to the main one.

 

Chloe was stunned and pleased at the same time, she knew she was good at drawing, but didn’t think she was good enough to go on display to the whole school.

 

‘Hurry, we’ve just got time before the bell rings,’ said Tilly, pulling her towards the main entrance. But the bell rang before they even reached the bottom of the steps leading to the doors.

 

‘I’ll have a look at break,’ said Chloe, turning away from the entrance.

 

‘Just a quick look, come on.’

 

‘No, I’m heading straight for the annex, I’ve got Mr Topper for maths and I’ll catch it if I’m late again.’

 

‘Ok, see you at break,’ called Tilly.

 

Chloe, who was already halfway to the annex, just raised her hand and hurried on. She was only a little late and managed to slide into her seat without Mr Topper noticing, or she would have if the boy at the next desk hadn’t let out a loud neigh. Mr Topper who was busy jotting figures on the blackboard turned and peering over his glasses said, ‘Pleased you could join us, miss Sampson, and nearly on time too.’

 

As all eyes in the class turned to her, she gave a weak smile and wished that the floor would open and swallow her up. That spotty Dwain was such a stupid dork, if only he’d kept his mouth shut. However the feeling of complete embarrassment eased as Mr Topper’s gaze shifted to the right. ‘Ah, Forester as much as I enjoyed your impression of a, Hyena was it? I would request that you desist.’

 

Serves him right thought Chloe, as the class burst out laughing and Dwain turned a rather pretty shade of pink. The rest of the lesson continued without incident and she even began to feel sorry for Dwain.

 

She needn’t have bothered; he was waiting for her outside at break. ‘I’m going to get you Sampson for making a fool of me in there.’

 

God, he is such a Dork, she thought, he did it to himself. But she could give as good as she got, ‘Listen, Dwain, why don’t you go and boil your head?’

 

‘Donkey girl,’ was the only insult he could come out with, as she pushed past and walked across the yard to Tilly.

 

‘I see Dwain’s being a pain as usual,’ said her friend

.

‘Can you believe it, he tries to get me into trouble with Mr Topper and when it comes back on him, he blames me, the dork.’

 

‘Never mind that loser, come and see, you’ll never believe where they’ve put your sketch.’

 

‘Oh,’ was all Chloe could manage when she saw the location, not only was it on show in the gallery, but it shared pride of place with Dwain’s landscape. Right in the centre, straight opposite the entrance to assembly, where everyone, coming or going, could see. ‘This is so embarrassing, why couldn’t Mrs Wilson have found somewhere out of the way to hang it?’

 

‘Why would she do that? It’s fantastic, so get over your embarrassment, and enjoy your fame,’ said Tilly.

 

‘Cool drawing, Chloe,’ called an older girl from a group that were passing by.

 

‘Yeah, really outstanding,’ called another.

 

Despite what Tilly had just said to her, Chloe couldn’t help blushing, but she did manage to stammer, a quick, ‘Th, thank you,’ before dragging Tilly off in the other direction.

 

After break they made their way to Mrs Wilson’s class, art was one of the few classes that the girls took together; unfortunately it was also one of the classes that Dwain took.

 

Dwain the pain was the nickname they’d given him, sat luckily for them, at the far side of the class and apart from making faces at them as they entered, he was too far away to cause any trouble.

 

 Not that he ever caused trouble during Mrs Wilson’s class he was her blue-eyed boy, and not for nothing, he had talent for sketching that none of his classmates could match. None that is until Chloe joined the class and that was the problem, Dwain seemed to feel that she was the competition and went out of his way to be nasty.

‘Today we are going to concentrate on working with charcoal and erasers,’ announced Mrs Wilson, ‘so pick an animal from your sketch pads and we’ll begin.’

 

Chloe and Tilly took out the small pads they had used on last weeks field trip to the zoo and flicked through them. Chloe chose an elephant for her subject, and Tilly a Tiger. Heads bowed as the class set to work and the only sound to be heard was the scratch of charcoal and the soft murmuring voice of Mrs Wilson as she gave encouragement, help and advice to those in need.

 

 Chloe had work with charcoal before but not the soft eraser and was pleasantly surprised at how it could be used in creating highlights. In fact she was so immersed in the drawing that she was surprised when Mrs Wilson called the class to attention before the bell rang.

 

‘OK, everyone every one put away your sketches and materials, I want to have a word with you about entries into this years Gaired arts festival.

 

At this announcement an excited buzz ran through the class and cupboard doors clattered as work and materials were hurriedly put away.

 

The Gaired Arts Festival took place each year in June and Mrs Wilson always picked two pieces of work from her class and entered them in the under twelve’s competition. In the ten years the competition had been running her class had managed two third and three fourth places, but none of her pupils had managed to take first place and win the £10,000 prize money.

 

‘Alright, settled down and return to your seats,’ called Mrs Wilson as the last cupboard clicked shut. Finally, silence reigned and she began, ‘Firstly I would like to commend every one of you, the standard of work this term has been exceptional and has made the job of selecting the two entries for the festival extremely hard. However after a lot of deliberation I can now announce the pieces selected, they are, ‘Summer Dawn’ by Dwain Forester and ‘Star Girl’ by Chloe Sampson.’

 

‘Brilliant,’ cried Tilly flinging her arms around her friend, ‘you deserve it.’

 

Just then the bell rang and Chloe felt as if she was floating as she left the class arm in arm with Tilly. It was a dream come true that only got better as they were surrounded by classmates, all of them offering congratulations. All of them, that is, with one exception, Dwain the pain, who pushed his way past the crowd with a frown on his face. Chloe and several of the others called out to congratulate him, but he ignored them and stomped off down the corridor.

 

‘Ignore him, Chloe you know what he’s like, he’s jealous,’ said Tilly.

 

 But that was just it, thought Chloe; he had no reason to be jealous, his work is excellent; turning to Tilly she said, ‘He can’t be jealous, he stands a much better chance of winning the competition than me.’

 

‘ No chance, you can beat him any day,’ said Tilly.

 

While Chloe was pleased by Tilly’s support she wished that she wouldn’t go on about being in competition with Dwain. She drew because she enjoyed drawing and she drew ponies, because she loved them and longed for one of her very own. Still it was a fantastic honour to be picked and she spent the rest of week in a daze.

 

It was Friday that disaster struck. At morning break Chloe and Tilly went down to take one last look the sketch and found an empty space on the wall. At first Chloe thought that Mrs Wilson had removed it to send off to the competition. Then she realised that Dwain the pain’s sketch was still on show.

 

‘It’s been stolen,’ cried Tilly.

 

‘Who would steal a sketch?’ said Chloe.

 

‘Dwain the pain, that’s who,’ said Tilly.

 

‘Why?’

 

‘To have a better chance at winning the competition.’

 

‘He wouldn’t do that.’

 

‘Oh, Chloe you always think the best of people, of course he would. He would do anything to beat you.’

 

‘You don’t know that for certain.’

 

 

‘Duh, Hello, Chloe, I’m telling you it’ll be him, come on let’s go find him.’

 

Neither of them had classes with Dwain on a Friday, so they searched the playground. But if Dwain was about, he was keeping well out of the way. Unable to find him they made their way to the art class to let Mrs Wilson know that the sketch was missing. Tilly was all for telling Mrs Wilson that Dwain had stolen the sketch, but Chloe talked her out of it since they couldn’t prove it.

 

Mrs Wilson was in the classroom; busy setting up for the next class and when they knocked she called out, ‘Come in.’

 

Chloe popped her head around the door, Mrs Wilson looked up, smiled and asked, ‘Can I help, Chloe?’

 

Up until then Chloe had been quite calm, but as soon as Mrs Wilson spoke she burst into tears, ‘My sketch it’s gone,’ she wailed.

 

‘What do you mean, gone?’

 

‘She means it has been stolen, Mrs Wilson,’ said Tilly butting in.

 

‘What are we going to do? I need to send the entries off by Tuesday.’

 

‘If we don’t find it before then, can I enter another sketch?’ a tearful Chloe asked.

 

‘You can, but I’m afraid your other class work isn’t as good and I don’t think you’d stand much chance of getting anywhere in the competition with them.’

 

Crestfallen Chloe turned to leave.

 

‘Wait,’ called Mrs Wilson, ‘Do you have some more of your work at home?’

 

‘Yes, Mrs Wilson.’

 

‘Good, why don’t you bring them in on Monday so that I can check them out.’

 

Chloe cheered up a bit at that, besides they were still going to search for Dwain and if he did steal the sketch, maybe they’d get it back. At lunch break they hardly ate at all, they were so busy searching, not that it did them any good, Dwain seemed to have turned into the invisible man, or boy, or whatever. When they were still unsuccessful at afternoon break they decided to catch him on his way home.

 

As soon as the final bell rang they shot out of the class, grabbed the their packs and were first out of the gate. Halfway along the street they slipped behind the overgrown hedge of an empty house and peered through the bushes. They didn’t have to wait long, Dwain was the first one to come along the street; obviously he had dashed out hoping to avoid them. As he reached the open gate Tilly grabbed him by the arm, dragged him inside and trapped him in the corner, ‘OK, Dwain where’s Chloe’s sketch.’

 

‘I don’t know what you’re on about,’ he said, but he couldn’t look her in the eye.

 

‘ Don’t give me that, Pain, you know exactly what I’m on about, now where is it?’

 

‘I haven’t got it.’ he said, eyes darting in every direction, but there was no escape, Tilly had him trapped in the corner.

 

‘But you had it didn’t you?’

 

‘No, I never touched her stupid sketch.’

 

‘You’re lying, Pain, I know you took it.’

 

‘If you know it, prove it then,’ he said a smirk on his face.

 

‘Why you lying toad, I’ve a good mind to…’

 

‘Let him go, Tilly, he’s not worth getting into trouble for, he’s right we can’t prove a thing,’ said Chloe.

 

As Tilly dropped the fist she had been threatening him with, Dwain was out of the corner and through the gate in an instant. Once he was far enough away he shouted, ‘You’ll never find your stupid donkey sketch.’

 

‘You should have let me belt him one,’ said Tilly.

 

‘And that would have got my sketch back?’

 

‘No, but I would have enjoyed giving the little toad a clout.’

 

‘Come on let’s go home and forget all about him,’ said Chloe.

 

Chloe met Tilly early on Monday morning and they handed in a folder of sketches to Mrs Wilson, who promised to look through them and let them know the outcome. When she hadn’t been in touch by lunch break, Chloe was so upset with worrying that Tilly dragged around to the art class saying there was no harm in seeing if Mrs Wilson had come to a decision yet. But when they reached the door it was locked, which was strange since Mrs Wilson had class straight after lunch and would normally spend part of her break setting things up.

 

‘Can I help you, girls,’ asked Miss Twedle the school secretary as she came down the corridor.

 

‘No, miss we’re waiting for Mrs Wilson,’ chorused the girls.

 

‘I’m afraid you’ll have a long wait, Mrs Wilson’s mother has been taken ill and she has had to take the afternoon off to look after her.’

 

Chloe was crestfallen, there was no chance now, she might as well forget all about the competition. There was no way now that Mrs Wilson would be able to check her work in time for tomorrows deadline. Despite the disappointment, somehow with Tilly’s help she managed to get through the afternoon. But on reaching home she went straight to her room, put a CD on the player, lay on the bed and cried into her pillow, it was so unfair.

 

She must have cried herself to sleep, because the next thing she knew her sister Bethany was shaking her awake, ‘Chloe, mum wants you to come down.’

 

‘Go away, Beth leave me alone.’

 

‘But you have to come down now, there is someone here to see you.’

 

Reluctantly Chloe followed her sister down to the lounge, where she was surprised to see Mrs Wilson sitting talking to mum. ‘Ah, Chloe I’m sorry I had to dash off this afternoon without letting you know about the sketches, but it was an emergency.’

 

‘Yes, Miss Twedle told us your mother was ill, how is she?’

 

‘She’s fine now thank you, and once I got her settled, I had time to look through your work and I though it is very good, I feel it’s not good enough for the competition, sorry. I suppose you given me everything, you haven’t any more in the house.’

 

‘No I’ve given you them all,’ said Chloe.

 

‘Mum, mum,’ cried Bethany.

 

‘Shh, don’t interrupt while people are talking.’

 

‘But, Mum, what about Chloe’s Drawing on the fridge?’

 

Mum smiled, ‘Why are you still standing there, Chloe? Go and get it.’

 

Needless to say the drawing was good enough, maybe not to win the competition. But certainly to take the second prize of £6,000 pounds, enough for Chloe to buy her very own pony called Star Girl.

 

As to Dwain the Pain, his sketch came nowhere, serves him right.
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What do cows listen to?
 
Moosic
 
 
Tracy’s New School
  
Copyright © Fred Watson March 2007
  
Tracy Bell dragged her feet.

 

‘Come on, hurry up, or you’ll be late,’ said her mum.

 

‘Don’t care, don’t want to go,’ she said sulkily.

 

‘We’ve been through it all before, this is the school you’ve been allocated.’

 

‘But it’s not the school I want to go to, I want to go to St Joseph’s, with Shannon and Laura.’

 

‘What you want and what you get are two different things. Now get a move on.’

 

Tracy stopped dead, ‘No, I’m not going,’ she said, shaking her head so vigorously that her long brown ponytail swished from side to side like the real thing. Her green eyes flashed and she planted her trainer-clad feet firmly on the ground. ‘It’s not fair you can’t make me.’

 

‘What’s fair doesn’t come into it, I marked St Joseph’s as first choice on the form, but they have allocated you a place at St Mary’s and there is nothing I can do about it.’

 

‘I’m still not going, I don’t know anyone there.’

 

‘You better make up your mind to go, because I’m not going to get a fine, or go to jail, just because you don’t want to go to school.’

 

‘All right! All right! I’m going, but I hate you.’

 

Tracy’s mum sighed with relief, ‘Thank, God for that,’ she said and stood and watched as Tracy trailed slowly through the school gates.

 

While it hurt to be told by your only daughter that she hates you. She knew that it was just the anger and frustration talking and Tracy would say sorry later. Tracy was a good kid and she had every right to be upset. They lived within the catchment area for St Mary’s and while all her friends – one of them lived in the same street – had been picked, Tracy hadn’t. She tried talking to the Headmaster, the School Governors and the Educational Authority, but it was a waste of time, as far as they were concerned the lists were made and that was that; So much for the right to go to the school of your choice. 

 

In the schoolyard, Tracy stood alone and watched her mum turn and leave. She thought of waiting till her mum was out of sight and then slipping out to catch the bus into town. She would have too, if she thought she could have done it without getting her mum into trouble. Since dad had left, it took all of mum’s money to keep them and she really wouldn’t have been able to pay any fines.

 

It was Tracy this time that sighed, as she turned to look around her. The schoolyard was full of noisy, happy kids and they all seemed to know each other, judging by the shouted comments and laughter.

 

Although she was a friendly girl, she was a little shy and found it difficult to make the first move. As a consequence, she spent the first day hovering on the outskirts of various groups hoping to be invited to join in, but they all seemed to be so wrapped up in their friendships that they failed to even notice poor Tracy. She fought against the tears that threatened and smiled a thin smile and waited for the bell that would announce home time.

 

She was first out, ran all the way home, threw herself on the bed and let the tears flow. She cried until she could cry no more, then pick up a CD and pushed it in the player. At first she sat on the edge of the bed, thoughts of her first day swirling through her head and then as the music worked it’s magic, she began to sway. She loved to dance and had attended dance classes every week, since the age of six.

 

With the help of the music, her mood lifted a little, she danced a few steps across the floor, reached out, ejected the CD, replaced it with another and selecting a track, began one of her dance routines. Soon she was so immersed in the moves that the cares of the day fled and she seemed melted into the music. When the piece ended she clicked to another track, began a faster more complicated routine and by the time her mum came home, she was able to manage a smile.

 

‘Hi, darling how was your day?’

 

‘OK.’

 

‘What does OK mean? Did you make any friends?’

 

‘Yeah, a girl called Laurel,’ Tracy lied, she hadn’t meant too, but it was only a small fib and a least it would keep her mum from going on and on. Besides, if she didn’t make friends with anyone tomorrow, she wasn’t going back, and if mum tried to make her, she’d probably run away.

 

‘Tea will be ready in an hour, why don’t you go and call on Shannon?’

 

‘No, I think I’ll go up play some music, I’m a bit shattered.’

 

She wasn’t, but she couldn’t stand the thought of Shannon banging on about the great day – that she just knew – her friends would have had at St Joseph’s.

 

If anything the second day was worse than the first. She might as well have been invisible for all the notice that anyone took of her. That’s it, I’m not having any more of this, she told herself, when the bell rings, I’m leaving and never coming back.

 

But as she hurried along the corridor, a notice on the board caught her eye; “Drama and dance group 4pm in The Western Hall”. She hadn’t know that the school even had either a dance or drama group and thought she might as well take a look, she glance at her watch, it was only 3.30 but she’d go anyway, you never know it might start early.

 

It only took 5 minutes to find the hall, she tried the door, it was locked, she looked around and spotted another near the corner, she tried the handle and the door swung open. After climbing a short flight of stairs she found herself standing on a well-lit stage. Shading her eyes, she peered out into the hall, but could see nothing it was so dark.  She looked around the stage; it was empty apart from the sound system against one wall.

 

Walking over she spotted a pile of CDs and on the top was her favourite, “All That Jazz”. She looked around, the place was still empty, switching on the sound system, she picked up a radio mike, tested it was working, slipped the CD into the player and at the end of the intro slipped smoothly into her routine. She a good voice with just the right pitch for the song and flowed through her moves as if she had been born with dance shoes on.

 

When the song ended she made sweeping bow towards the darkened hall and was startled as someone began to clap enthusiastically.

 

‘Wow! That was fantastic,’ called a voice. ‘Hang on, I’m coming up.’ 

 

Tracy peered in the direction of the voice but could see nothing beyond the glare of the footlights and she was looking into the hall when a thin girl with long blonde hair, appeared at the end of the stage.

 

‘I’m sorry, I didn’t know anyone was out there,’ Tracy apologised.

 

‘Don’t be sorry, that was so cool, I wish I could move like that.’

 

‘Thank you,’ said Tracy self-consciously. ‘But who are, you?’ she asked.

 

‘My name’s Laurel, what’s yours?’

 

‘ Tracy.’

 

‘You going to join the drama group?’

 

‘Yeah, I think so.’

 

‘Come on, then,’ said Laurel, grabbing her hand. ‘I’ll show you around, before the rest get here.’
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What do you get if you cross a homing pigeon with a parrot?
 
A bird that asks for directions when it is lost 
  
Billy
  
Copyright © Fred Watson 2005
 
I had been looking forward to my trip to the town, but now I was fed up. We had been shopping all morning, we being, Mum, Grandma Dixon, Great Granny Wicks and me, and I was bored out of my mind. All I wanted to do was to read the new Tracy Beaker story grandma Dixon had bought me. Grandma, having seen that I was building up to a tantrum, suggested that granny Wicks sit with me on a bench, while she and mum finish shopping.

 

So there we were in the town, sitting on a bench, up from McDonalds, granny Wicks dozing in the warm sun, me deep into a really cool story. A small island of peace set in a sea, full of surging shoppers.

 

I shivered and looked up, the sun was shining, but I still felt cold. Then I saw the boy, he was sitting at the end of the bench with his head in hands, sobbing quietly, ‘You OK?’ I asked, only to be answered by silence. ‘Hello, are, you alright?’
  
I was about to begin reading again, when he raised his head, wiped his eyes on his sleeve and said, ‘I- I can’t find my m-mum.’
  
I could see an angry scrape on his right cheek, the knuckles of his hand were skinned raw and dirt was ground into his top and jeans down his right hand side. He spoke again in a dazed voice, ‘Have, you seen my mum? She’s got a red coat on.’
  
I was getting worried, I had read a story about someone who banged their head and lost their memory. Maybe the boy had fallen off his skateboard and banged his head; mind you, I couldn’t see a skateboard anywhere. I turned to granny Wicks, but she just sat there, double chin resting on her chest, snoring lightly.
  
‘I’m Rosie what’s your name?’ he gave me a blank look, so I tried again. ‘Are you lost?’
  
‘No, I just can’t find me mum.’
  
‘Where are you?’ I asked.
  
‘In the Town.’ he said.
  
Well, I thought, at least he knows where he is, that’s a relief.
  
‘I’m nine. How old are you?’
  
‘Billy.’
  
‘What?’
  
‘Billy, that’s me name, I’m eight.’
  
I though for a moment he might smile, he didn’t. But it was cool; he hadn’t lost his memory, ‘You OK, then?’
  
A small fat woman, hands full of bags, headed for the empty seat beside him, but at the last minute veered away, looking puzzled.
  
‘No,’ he said mournfully. ‘I’ve been looking for hours and I can’t find her anywhere.’ And without another word he stood.
  
I watched him go, a lonely slump shouldered figure, in a street full of strangers. The funny thing was, people didn’t seem to see him, but still moved aside, parting as the sea parted for Moses in the bible. Except for one man facing the other way and Billy simply walked through him and disappeared.
  
I stared, thinking I had made a mistake; he couldn’t have walked through that man, could he? But I knew he had, I’d seen it with my own eyes and if that was the case, how was he able to do it? There was only one answer I could think of and I didn’t really want to dwell on that thought.
  
Luckily I was distracted by the arrival of Mum and Grandma Dixon laden with shopping bags.
  
‘Right let’s go get something to eat, I’m starving,’ said Mum.
  
We woke up Granny and made our way to McDonalds, as we walked I tried to tell them about the boy, Billy. But they were so busy talking about the clothes they had bought, that they weren’t listening.
  
I tried again once we had found a table; Mum had gone to get the meals, so I told Grandma Dixon, who only half listened, because Granny was talking in her other ear. Really, old people can be so rude; if I had butted in when Granny was speaking I would have been told off. I gave up then, I’d decided to tell Mum when we were on our own at home.
  
That didn’t stop me thinking about Billy; who was he? Where was his Mum? And did I really see him disappear into thin air?
  
We were on our way to catch the Metro home when I got the answers I was looking for. A man selling evening papers stood near the Metro entrance and on the board next to him was the headlines, ‘Boy crossing road to Mum, fatally injured by bus’
  
That confirmed what I suppose I’d known all along, poor Billy would never find his Mum now that he was a ghost. 
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Why did the snowman dress up?
 
Because he was going to the snowball.
 
Kraw And The Curse
Copyright © Fred Watson August 2007
  
Kraw the dragon groaned as he picked himself off the ground. Nora Rumpkin had cast a spell on him, just because he had water bombed her house. He hadn’t meant to do it. Well, not really. Well, not her house anyway.

 

It had all started when Katie had to spend the afternoon doing chores in the orphanage  – Katie was a golden haired freckle faced orphan, who had been adopted by Kraw on her ninth birthday, cool or what?

 

Anyway she had been busy, and having nothing better to do, Kraw had wandered over to the smithy. Jim the blacksmith and he had become great friends last winter when Jim had helped him get his flame back after a bad attack of flu. He had barely said good afternoon to Jim when Rob Barley – who arrived, to report that Grumpy Dave’s chimney was on fire – interrupted them.

 

‘I’ll call out the fire watch,’ said Jim.

 

The fire watch consisted of Chas Morgan and Robby Stobbs, who work for farmer Mole. Jim’s job was to climb the tower and ring the alarm bell to summon them from the fields when anyone reported a fire.

 

‘If you tie a harness around that water barrel, I’ll see to the fire and you won’t have to call out the watch,’ said Kraw who was always willing to give a helping hand.

 

Five minutes later Kraw gabbed the loop at the top of the harness and flew off with the barrel of water hanging below. Swooping down there was a great hiss and a billowing cloud of steam as he poured some of the water down Grumpy Dave’s chimney and put the fire out.

 

Sweeping around to return to the smithy, he was congratulating himself on a job well done, when the harness slipped, the barrel upended and the water poured down Nora’s chimney. Even then he might have gotten away with it, if the flood hadn’t washed her out of the door before he could escape.

 

Soaking wet she sat in the middle of her front path, took off her soggy hat, pointed one bony finger skywards and pronounced the curse

 

‘Dragon, dragon, pouring water,

 

where you shouldn’t really oughta.

 

I hereby ban you from the sky.

 

From now on you cannot fly.’

 

The curse had barely passed here lips when Kraw’s wings began to feel heavy and he found it a struggled to stay in the air. They got heavier and heavier, until finally he couldn’t lift them and he plunged to the ground. Luckily for him he clipped the top of a haystack on the way down, which bled off his speed – although he still hit the ground with some force.

 

After picking himself up and dusting himself down, he tried his wings – just on the off chance – let out another groan and began the long walk back to the orphanage.   

 

*

 

Meanwhile, Katie had finished her chores and had stepped out into the garden expecting to find Kraw. That’s strange, she thought, as she scanned the sky anxiously for any sign of him, he’s always here waiting for me. And it was true, every single day, ever since Kraw adopted her on her ninth birthday, he had been waiting when she finished either her lessons or her chores.

 

She sat on the old tree stump at the bottom of the garden and began to wait. At this point she was more puzzled than worried, after all he could simply have been delayed by something or other. Mind you since he didn’t have a job – other than looking after her, that is – she couldn’t imagine what that something or other might be.

 

Half an hour later she was starting to worry, so she went to check out the barn. The old barn hadn’t been used for years, but she and Kraw had fixed it up and that was where he lived now. Maybe Kraw was ill; or he could be lying there with a broken leg, or worse. But the barn was empty and his breakfast plate was still on the table. It was obvious that he hadn’t been back since leaving this morning.

 

After checking the sky again she set off see Jim. If anyone would know where Kraw was, it would be Jim the blacksmith.

 

As soon as she was within hailing distance she called out, ‘Hi Jim, have you seen Kraw?’

 

‘Aye, he went to put a fire out in Grumpy Dave’s chimney.’

 

‘Has he been gone long?’

 

‘Aye, come to thing of it he has, but I know he put the fire out, because Rob Barley saw him from the tower. Let’s go up, we might be able to see him from there.’

 

They climbed the rickety wooden stairs and on reaching the top Jim pointed towards the distant mountain and said, ‘There I told you so, the fire’s out.’

 

‘Where?’

 

‘There, near the base of the mountain, that’s Grumpy Dave’s house and the one close by belongs to Nora Rumpkin.’

 

Katie squinted her eyes and looked in the direction that he was pointing.

 

‘Can’t see anythi… Yes, yes I can,’ she exclaimed. ‘They’re tiny; from this distance they look no bigger than little Mary’s toy building blocks. But where’s Kraw?’

‘I’ve no idea, but let’s see if we can spot him with this,’ said Jim as he took a telescope from his pouch. ‘There,’ he said. ‘That’s better, the fire is definitely out and Dave’s cottage isn’t damaged. Now let’s look for Kraw.’

 

Katie stood helplessly by as Jim slowly scanned the area around the cottages after a while she grew impatient and asked, ‘Well can you see him?’

 

‘No, wait...what’s that?’ he ceased his scan and concentrated the telescope on one spot. ‘Yes, that’s him there.’

 

‘Where? Where?’ cried Katie.

 

He handed her telescope, ‘There, where the road emerges from the forest.’

 

Steadying her arm on the tower wall, she focused the scope on the point where the road appeared from between the trees and spotted Kraw kicking up a small cloud of dust as he walked along the road. She couldn’t understand it; kraw never walked, he flew. In all the time that she’d known him, he’d never walked more that ten paces.

 

‘Jim I think we better go and get him, I think he’s hurt.’

 

‘Come on then, if we have to give him a lift, I better hitch Big Bob to the big cart’

 

‘Thank goodness,’ said Kraw, when the reached him an hour later. ‘I’d no idea it was such a long walk back to town, my feet are killing me.’

 

‘Are you hurt? You seem to be limping and why are you walking instead of flying?’ asked Katie.

 

‘ I’m limping because my feet are sore and if you wait until I’m settled in the cart, I’ll tell why I’m not flying.’

 

So on the way home he told them about putting out the fire, accidentally spilling the rest of the water down Nora Rumpkin’s chimney and how Nora put a curse on him that prevented him from flying.

 

‘You didn’t spill the water on purpose did you?’ asked Katie.

 

‘No, I did not,’

 

‘Well there you are then, I’m sure if you go and say you are sorry, Nora will lift the curse.’

 

‘Do you really think so?’ asked Kraw. ‘I’m not really built for walking.’

 

‘Yes I do, if Jim will lend us Big Bob and the cart, I’ll take you back there tomorrow.’

 

‘No, problem,’ said Jim. ‘Drop me off on the way home.’

 

After dropping Jim off at the smithy, they continued to the barn and while Kraw went off to soak his feet in the old horse trough, Katie unhitch Big Bob, took of his harness and put him out to graze in the paddock. Leaving Kraw to soak his sore feet she called goodnight and made her way to her room in the orphenage.

 

It had been a long day and she was feeling tired; besides she needed to be up early to take Kraw to apologise to Nora. Not that she expected any problem there, Nora was a kindly old lady and while she was a witch, she wasn’t one of those nasty black clad creatures that rode on broomsticks, she was more of a white witch one of those that made spells and potions to cure the sick. Katie giggled to herself even though she shouldn’t; being washed out of her house must have must have given Nora an awful shock, for her to get mad enough to put a curse on Kraw.

 

*

The next day when they reached Nora’s cottage Katie said, ‘Knock on the door and apologise nicely.’

 

‘Do I have too? She might turn me into a frog or something.’

 

‘Don’t be silly, simply apologise and I’m sure she’ll lift the curse.’

 

Kraw knocked timidly; there was the sound of bolts being drawn and the door creaked open, Nora looked up, squinted her eyes and said, ‘Oh, it’s you, the water dragon, I suppose you want the curse lifted.’

 

‘Yes please,’ said Kraw. ‘I’m sorry about the water, I didn’t mean to do it.’

 

‘Great green lizard, washing folks out of their homes,’ Nora grumbled.

 

‘But he is really, really, sorry,’ said Katie.

 

‘Yes, well maybe I shouldn’t have lost my temper, come inside and I’ll mix a potion to lift the curse, said Nora. ‘Not you, you great green lump, I don’t want you breaking all my things.’

 

Katie followed Nora inside and helped her lift down a great black book. Nora opened the book, ran her finger down the contents page until she found the one that she wanted. ‘This is the one ‘to lift a non-flying curse,’ page 206.’

 

Flicking to the page she read for a moment then began to assemble the ingredients, ‘Eye of newt, wing of bat, powdered toad, Grimble gum, Boggle wort and breast feather from a Red Tailed Hawk. Oh dear, no feather, that’s a problem, it’s the most important ingredient.’

 

‘Where can we get one,’ asked Katie.

 

‘The only place is the nest on top of Pointer Pinnacle and I’m too old to climb up there,’ said Nora. ‘If your dragon wants to fly again, you will have to go and get one from there.’

 

The pinnacle wasn’t far from the cottage, no more than ten minutes walk away.

 

 The problems began when they got there, Kraw was determined to be the one to get the feather, but he only got one third of the way up before freezing with fright – A dragon who was afraid of heights, whatever next? – and Katie had to climb up and coax him down.

 

‘You stay down here I’ll go,’ said Katie as she began to climb.

 

It wasn’t a hard climb, as climbs go, and Katie was soon at the top. There were no sign of the hawks, they must have been out hunting. Reaching carefully beneath the three eggs in the nest, she removed two small feathers and placing them in her pocket, began to climb back down.

 

She was halfway when the hawks returned and began to buzz her; they came diving down one after the other slashing out with claws and beaks. She kept on climbing down, but as the hawks came in a second time she lost he grip and fell screaming. Luckily Kraw broke her fall – falling on tubby old Kraw was a bit like falling into a feather bed and she didn’t even end up with a scratch.

 

Back at the cottage Nora added one small feather to the potion and forced Kraw to drink every last drop. At first nothing happened, then his eyes began to spin and he started hopping up and down, each hop higher than the last, until finally he hopped so high that he had no choice but to fly.

 

‘Wheee!’ He whooped, as he soared higher and higher.

 

Katie thanked Nora and geeing up big bob, headed back to the orphanage with Kraw doing loop the loops and barrel rolls all the way there.
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What colour is a hiccup?
  
Burple
  

A Busy Day

Copyright © Fred Watson 2003

  

Sandy the Mouse woke early, just as it was getting light, he sat up, sniffed the air, scratched, stretch, Yawned, rubbed the sleep from his eyes and washed his hands and face.

 

Living by himself sometimes made him feel a little lonely, but most of the time he was quite happy on his own.

 

He used to have a large family, Mum, Dad, five brothers and six sisters and when they were little they had a great time running, tumbling, fighting and playing together. But over the years some moved away to live elsewhere, others just went out and never came back again, until one day there was only Mum, Dad and him left at home.

 

Then one day when he came home after being out all day, even they were not there and they did not come back that night or the next, or the next, after a while he knew the were not coming back, ever again.

 

He looked around his home in the loft above the garage and smiled, it was warm and comfortable, and held a lot of old memories.

 

Feeling hungry he made his way across the loft to the corner and climbed down into the garage. It was like most garages, a place where the people of the house stored all of their leftover things. Sandy moved around the grass mower, past the old broken washing machine, between the pile of paint tins and then on through the utility room into the kitchen. On the table there was some left over cheese and bread from the night before, he ate all the cheese and the bread and drank some water from the sink.

 

Breakfast over he made his way out into the garden, turned left along the path at the rear of the house and then keeping close to the border at one side, he followed the path that ran down to the lawn. Squinting his eyes he searched the ground then the sky. Satisfied he ran across the lawn to the corner, and hurried over the wooden bridge that spanned the stream.

 

At the far side he crossed over and keeping to the shadows cast by the paddock fencing, made his way to the stables. He was partial to a bit of corn and there was always plenty in the stables.

 

Popping into the first stall was a mistake. It was occupied by a bad tempered donkey that reared up and tried it’s best to trample him. Sandy dodged left and right and had almost made it out of the stall, when the donkey with an expert flick of it’s rear hoof, sent him sailing over the half door. The sky and the earth spun past like a kaleidoscope and he tumbled through the air to land with a great splash in the horse trough.

 

Spluttering, gasping, and spiting water he came up to the surface and scrambled over the side, only to fall flat on his face in the mud around the trough. Struggling to his feet he decided there and then that under no circumstances would he ever enter the donkey’s stall again.

 

Beyond the stables was a field of strawberries and he slipped under the gate and into strawberry heaven. The fruit was so big and juicy he simply did not know where to start. But after a while, he finally made up his mind and picked the biggest and reddest one he could see.

 

The strawberries were delicious and he would have stayed there eating, probably, until he made himself sick. But when a great hairy beast of a dog, came running towards him barking madly. He dropped the strawberry he was eating and sped off on a zigzag course towards a group of trees.

 

Halfway across the field the dog was gaining on him. Three Quarters of the way and the dog nearly had him; he could feel its hot breath on his back every time it barked. He risked a glance over his shoulder and all he could see was a great cavern of a mouth, full of giant yellow teeth dripping with saliva.  Calling on an extra burst of energy, he shot forward and the mouth crashed shut behind him with a loud clack.

 

He got to the tree first, but only just, climbed quickly up and onto the first branch. Being close behind, the dog unable to stop slammed nose first into the tree and promptly sat down and howled.  After a while however, when its eyes had stopped watering, it stood on its hind legs barking and clawing, as it tried to reach the bottom branch.

 

Once Sandy was sure that the dog could not reach him, he simply sat there grinning while the dog leapt, jumped and slavered at the mouth.

 

After hearing several loud whistles, the dog dropped down, walked a short distance away, then ignoring the summons, came back and tried to reach the bottom branch again. The whistles however came again and this time with a great show of reluctance the dog gave a whine and left. Sandy waited until the dog was out of sight, then climbed down from the tree and slipped into the hedgerow.

 

Coming to a gap he popped through and came out into a flower-dotted meadow. He had barely begun to cross, when from the corner of his eye he caught the shadow of something coming towards him. After his run in with the dog he panicked and dropped flat to the ground. But it was only a butterfly landing on a flower nearby and he did feel a little silly.

 

Quite close to the edge of the field he found some mushrooms and since he had not managed to finish his strawberry, sat down to eat one.

 

*

 

High in the sky above him the hawk circled looking for its prey, spotting movement in the mushrooms, it immediately tucked back its wings and dived down. Plummeting through the air with the speed of guided missile, the hawk headed for its target. At the last minute it feathered its wings and extended its claws for the kill.

 

*

 

Sandy had finished his first mushroom and was halfway through another, when a great shadow fell over him. Without looking up he immediately dived to his left, then quick as a flash he darted to the edge of the field and rolled under a bush.

 

Too late to Pull up, the hawk, claws extended; hit the ground with an angry screech, missing him by centimetres. It stabbed to the left with it’s beak, again narrowly missing him.

 

Screaming with anger the hawk lifted off from the ground circled the bush several times trying to get at him. But Sandy panting and shivering with fear, had managed to squirm his way deep into the bush. The hawk realising that there was no way to get at him, gave a last angry screech, then flew off across the field and disappeared.

 

Sandy gave up then and made his way home, it was easier to face Marmalade the cat, than the wildlife out here. 

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 Can't Find Him Anywhere

 

I cannot find my monster, I can’t find him anywhere.

 

Last time that I saw him he was in the big armchair.

 

I went along to the kitchen to butter us both a scone.

 

I returned, he wasn’t there; I wonder where he’s gone.

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Have you seen my Monster? He’s really, really tall

 

You’ll know him if you see him, he’s like a fluffy ball.

 

I’ve looked everywhere in all the places I could think

 

I‘ve even searched the cupboard, beneath the kitchen sink

 

 

If he comes toward you, while walking down the lane,

 

though he’s big and strong and can be an awful pain,

 

he’s really just a  pussycat and wouldn’t harm a fly.

 

 

So don’t get all worried, he’ll never make you cry 
  

 

If you find him hiding behind a big old tree

 

Give him lots of kisses and send him home to me

 

Tell him that I love him because I really, really do

 

And I’ll never try again, to flush him down the loo.

 

Copyright Fred Watson 2007 all rights reserved.
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Eleven. t-h-e-a-l-p-h-a-b-e-t.
  
 Cor! Arbeia!
  
Copyright © Fred Watson Oct 2007

 

Brendan pulled the screen aside and opened the door behind it.

 

‘Cor, look at this,’ he said excitedly, as he stuck his head in the room. ‘It’s full of shields and weapons. Cool.’

 

‘Leave it, Brendan, it say’s private,’ I told him, but did he listen? No.

 

‘Come on, Sis don’t be a such a wimp, there’s no one about.’

 

Wimp, that was one of the words my brother was fond of saying, the others were, cool, weird and dork.

 

‘Me a wimp, who hides behind the settee when there’s a scary film on the TV?’

 

‘Not me; are you coming or what? Ella.’

 

I glanced behind me, the room in the commander’s villa inside Arbeia Roman fort was empty and from the silence, so was the rest of the villa. The others must have gone back out.

 

We had come to the Northeast on holiday because dad was born here and he wanted us to see where he used to live as a lad. The first few days were spent visiting relatives and that was OK. But after two days visiting some of dad’s old friends it soon became pretty boring, having to listen to the same stories over and over again.

 

Since he seemed determined to see everyone he ever knew, mum came to the rescue by suggesting that Brendan and I might like to go on a tour while she and dad visited more of his friends. I wanted to go to the Metro Land a really cool indoor fair, but of course being a boy and into weapons and all that, Brendan wanted to do the Roman tour, so we tossed a coin and I lost.

 

The coach picked us up at the hotel at eight o’clock. Who besides my idiot brother, gets up at that time in the morning when they’re on holiday?  Well, me obviously, but under protest. Mr Mellors, our guide, a tall thin man with white hair and a matching goatee beard, welcomed us onboard and began a lecture on the Roman occupation of northern Britain, boring, boring, and boring. I slid over to the window, slipped my headphones on and stared out of the window as ‘sounds of the underground’ filled my head.

 

Half an hour later we had left the city behind and the coach turned onto a country road, I pulled down the earphones, Mr Mellors was still talking, something about the Roman road being built straight, a fort called Vindolanda and the wall that was built by Emperor Hadrian to keep out the wild tribes to the north.

 

I put on the earphones again, maybe when we reached the fort and the wall it might be more interesting. The road might have run straight, but it travelled up hill and down before the coach finally pulled into a gravel car park next to the fort.

 

I switch off my I Pod, followed Brendan from the coach and looked around in disappointment, there was no fort, only low stone walls more like foundations, to show where it had been and a small wooden museum come shop.

 

Mr Mellors gathered the group around him and began to give us a short version of the fort’s history, which went in one ear and out the other, it wasn’t so much what he was saying but the way he said it. He lectured us in the dry voice of a history professor and it was just boring. Maybe if he had been younger and cracked an occasional joke I might have been more interested. As he droned away, I slipped my earphones back on, turned up the volume and smiled as I watched his mouth open and shut; he looked like a goat, chewing on a bush.

 

He paused, said something, pointed towards the fort, and then headed back to the coach.

 

‘What did he say, Brendan?’ I asked dropping my earphones.

 

‘If you listened him, instead of Girls Aloud, you’d know what he said.’

 

‘Come on, Brendan, what did he say?’

 

‘He said, we have half an hour to look around, before the coach leaves, I’m going to look in the museum, there might be some weapons.’

 

I followed him; it had to be better than looking at some broken down walls.

Inside, on the back wall facing the door was a large painting showing an aerial view of the fort, as it would have been in Roman times. The main gate was open and some legionnaires were searching a cart before allowing it inside. Above Roman soldiers patrolled the high stonewalls. Beyond them, the inside of the fort, with its workshops, barracks, stables and storehouses, was alive with activity. I could see more legionnaires on the parade ground, a blacksmith at his forge, and a baker outside his bakery, men unloading carts and carrying sacks into a warehouse.

 

No I hadn’t suddenly become an expert in Roman history. But having nothing better to do, I had read all the little labels on the painting. By the time Brendan dragged me into the shop, I reckon I had learnt more about the Romans in five minutes than in an hour and a half of being lectured to by Mr Mellors.

 

Brendan dragged me through the door, marked museum and we walked around a musty smelling room peering into dusty glass-fronted cases, boring. Even Brendan was disappointed, there were no weapons, just pieces of pottery and other small finds from the site. The shop was a little better, Brendan bought some Roman coins and I got a notebook with a centurion on the front and a pretty neat pen.

 

Next stop was the Roman wall and I must admit it was pretty impressive, rolling off as far as the eye could see following the contours of the high ground, it was only a pity most of it had fallen down.  After seeing the painting however, I had a better idea of how it would have looked in Roman times

.

The coach took us back to Newcastle for lunch and then we headed for South Shield, a North Sea resort and Arbeia Roman fort. This is more like it, I thought, as I stepped down from the coach. The front entrance of the fort complete with gateway, guardhouse and stonewalls with battlements had been rebuilt and towered above us. They even had a couple of men dressed as legionnaires manning the gates.

 

Brendan gave a whoop and ran over to stand next to one of the men, ‘Come on, Ella take my photo,’ he shouted, bouncing up and down with excitement.

 

I grinned, told him to stand still and took his photo; he made me stand next to the man, while he took my photo and then ran off through the gate. He didn’t get far, Mr Mellors was waiting for us inside and gave us another of his dry lectures.

 

Lecture over, we were allowed to explore the walls and guardhouse above the gate. From the top of the wall I looked down in disappointment at the rest of the fort. It was surrounded on three sides by redbrick terraced houses and was the same as the one we had seen in the morning – low stonewalls set in a grid pattern. Then I noticed the group of low white painted building with red tiled roofs at the far side of the site and wondered what they were.

 

I found out when we returned to ground level and Mr Mellors gathered us together again. One of the buildings was a rebuilt barrack block and the other, also rebuilt, the Roman Commander’s villa, fully furnished and decorated in the Roman style. We toured the barracks first, each had a bedroom with eight bunk beds and an outer room where the men could cook and store their weapons.

 

From the barracks Mr Mellors led us into the villa and it was really neat. These Roman Commanders certainly lived in luxury. The villa, with its covered walkways, surrounded a courtyard with a fountain in the centre. As we moved from room to room, I became interested in my surroundings for the first time. Unfortunately it was Brendan’s turn to be bored and he tagged along moaning with every step. Until we reached the last room and he opened the door and found the weapons store.

 

‘Come on, Ella just a quick look, there’s no one about.’

 

I gave in, if I hadn’t he would have just went on and on, ‘OK, just a quick look.’

 

I followed him into the room it was pretty gloomy, the light from the doorway behind us the only illumination. I could see it was stacked with weaponry, shields, swords and spears.

 

‘Wow! This must be the armoury,’ cried Brendan, his eyes looking as if they would pop out of his head at any moment. I swear he was drooling as he ran from one stack of weapons to the next.

 

‘Armoury, what do you mean Armoury? Why would there be an armoury?’ Then it dawned on me and I felt like an idiot, they would be mock weapons, used for re-enactments of battles. What had I been thinking of; for a moment there I’d got it into my head that the weapons were real. If they been, they would have been on display in a museum not locked away in a storeroom. After all there had been no Romans here for nearly 2000 years.

 

‘Brendan don’t touch the sh….’ but I was too late he had already picked up the shield, which was nearly a tall as him and staggered backwards until he crashed into the door slamming it shut and plunging us into darkness.

 

I screamed, I hate the dark, then I thought of Brendan, I couldn’t see him, but what was worse, I couldn’t hear him, Oh God he might be unconscious. Shuffling forward with my hands held out in front of me I almost fell as tripped over the bottom of the shield.

 

‘Dork, watch what you’re doing, that hurt,’ said a muffled voice. ‘Help me get out from under this shield.’

 

‘I’m not the Dork, you’re the one on the floor with a shield on top of him,’ I scoffed, ‘I’ve a good mind to leave you there.’

 

‘You wouldn’t dare.’

 

‘Who wouldn’t,’ I sneered.

 

But he was right, I wouldn’t, apart from wanting see if he was OK; I was so scared of the dark that I needed someone to hold on to, even if was only my little brother.

 

Brendan wasn’t really my little brother; he was twelve the same age as me, he just acted like a little boy most of the time. We were actually twins, not identical. We were the same height and build, but I had long fair hair, tied in a ponytail and blue eyes, while he had sandy hair, blue green eyes, and cheeky chubby cheeks.

 

‘Come on, push,’ I grunted as I heaved at the shield. It was heavier than I expected, but between us we managed to get it off him. As soon as I was sure he was Ok, I began to feel for the door handle. That was when the weird stuff began. I couldn’t even find the door never mind the handle. I felt along as far as I could to the right, and then to the left, nothing. I moaned and slid down and sat on the floor. I didn’t like this at all, we’d come through the door and now the door had disappeared.

 

‘You alright, sis?’ Brendan asked.

 

I could feel him standing above me and I looked up even though I couldn’t see him, ‘Yeah, everything’s just peachy, we’re stuck in the dark and now the door’s disappeared.’

 

‘It can’t have,’ he yelped in panic, and began to feel along the wall, he moved away, came back, almost fell over me, checked the other way, came back and slid down beside me and told me what I already knew, ‘The door’s gone,’ he said, ‘what are we going to do now?’

 

‘That easy, we’ll yell as loud as we can and somebody’s bound to hear us.’

 

So we yelled until our throats were sore, but no one came. By now my eyes we becoming accustomed to the dark and I could see inky patches in the blackness that could only be the stacks of weapons. Then I noticed something else at the far side of the room; two thin slivers of light joined at the top by another. This was getting scary It was obviously a door, but there had been nothing there a minute ago, suddenly it had appear out of nowhere and I didn’t like it at all.

 

‘Sis, look it’s a door,’ whispered Brendan

 

He started to get up but I pulled him back down.

 

‘Ow, what did you do that for, it’s a door, let’s get out of here,’ he hissed.

 

‘No, wait, don’t you think it’s creepy, there was nothing there, then suddenly a door appears.

 

‘It’s a bit weird that we didn’t see it before, maybe the sun’s at the right angle now to show up the doorway.’

 

I still wasn’t convinced, but hey, it was a door and we did need to get out of there.

 

‘Come on then, let’s see where it leads,’ I said getting to my feet and moving carefully across the room.

 

It was a door all right, made out of solid planks of rough timber and guess what, there was no handle. We tried to push it open; no joy, it had to be fastened on the outside and since there was no keyhole, I reckoned it had to be bolted. We began to shout and hammer on the door to attract attention, but gave up after ten minutes.

 

We tried peering through the cracks at either side, there was nothing to see but a thin strip of hard packed earth. We began shouting again and a carried shouting for what seemed like hours. Finally we gave up and slumped to the floor.

 

‘I’ve got to go,’ said Brendan.

 

I had been deep in thought wondering how we were going to get out, and I missed what he said. ‘What?’

 

‘I’ve got to go, sis, I’ve got to go.’

 

‘Oh great, it’s all the juice you drink, I told you to go before we left the restaurant. Can’t you hold it in?’

 

‘No,’ he said and shuffled away.

 

I shut my eyes and put my fingers in my ears, thank goodness he’s gone the other end of the room, I thought. I was still sitting with my eyes closed when he came back and slumped down beside me. We sat in silence for a while, and then I must have fallen asleep, because something woke me up.

 

I shook Brendan awake, ‘Whatsamatter? He mumbled sleepily.

 

‘Did you hear that?’ I asked.

 

‘What do you think? I was fast asleep until you nearly had my arm off, how was I supposed hear anything?’

 

That’s typical of Brendan ask him a simple enough question and you get a mouthful back.

 

‘A simple yes or no would have don … There it is again, that’s what woke me.’

 

‘The shouting?’

 

I paused to listen and there was the sound of shouting in the distance, but I hadn’t really noticed. ‘No, listen, that sort of a grating noise over by the door.’

 

‘Yeah, like someone’s pulling out the bolts.’

 

Suddenly the room was flooded with light as the door swung open. I closed my eyes against the glare then eased them open slowly. At first all I could see was a bright square with a dark figure in the centre, but as my eyes adjusted I began to make out details. It was a dark haired boy of about the same age as me; his legs and feet were bare, and he wore a dress? A coarse grey woollen affair that ended at his knees it had a round neck, short sleeves and was cinched at the waist with a belt.

 

‘Are you alright, I would have let you out sooner, but I had to wait until the legionnaires had gone.’

 

Legionnaires! What’s he on about? Oh, that’s it; they’re doing one of those re-enactments where they all dress up as legionnaires and locals, which would explain the dress. Cool.

 

‘Yeah, thanks I thought we’d be stuck in here forever,’ I said, as I stepped past him into the sun light and jumped as my foot came down on something sharp. ‘Ouch! That hu…’ the words froze in the back of my throat as I saw the reason for the pain. I’d stepped on a sharp stone with my bare foot, but I was wearing trainers. No I wasn’t, nor was I wearing any of my gear. I was dressed in a grey shift like the boy and so was Brendan.

 

Suddenly every thing fell into place, the scouting trip to locate the Roman arms store and being accidentally locked in when one of the centurions checked the bolts.

 

‘Hurry,’ said Conna. ‘We have to go now, while the Romans are occupied.’

 

‘Wait!’ I cried.

 

But he was off at a run and Brenn and I ran after him; I wanted to know how he’d drawn off the legionnaires who had been outside the door, but he was too busy dodging left and right through the streets and alleyways of the fort. We turned a corner onto a road that led to one of the gates and the boy slowed to a walk. There were soldiers everywhere all rushing towards something that was happening at the other end of the fort.

 

The boy jumped on the back of an empty cart that was leaving the fort and we joined him.

 

‘OK, Now what’s going on?’ I demanded as we passed through the gate.

 

He put his finger to his lips and shook his head. I was seething, I wanted to know what was going on and Conna was signing me to keep quiet, just who did he think he was.

 

Within 200 metres the road entered a forest and as soon as we were out of sight of the fort I jumped down.

 

‘OK, That’s it, I am going nowhere until you tell me how you managed to draw off the guards.’

 

‘We haven’t time, Elvina. Melisos is waiting.’

 

‘Never mind that, how did you draw them off?’

 

It was important that Conna hadn’t done anything to make the Romans suspicious; we didn’t want them doubling the guards tomorrow.

 

‘I set a fire in the blacksmiths, no one saw me. Now will you get back on the cart.’

 

‘Yes, come on sis, we’re wasting time,’ said Brenn.

 

‘You’re sure you weren’t spotted,’ I said as I climbed back onboard.

 

‘Yes, they’ll think a spark caused the fire.’

 

We lapsed into silence as the cart moved off with a jerk and continued it’s rumbling journey through the forest, Conna lay back and closed his eyes and was asleep in no time. I didn’t blame him; it would take a while to get where we were going,

 

Two hours later, the cart splashed through a ford and entered a clearing full of armed men. Conna who had woken just before the ford, jumped down and headed for a large round house with a thatched roof. Brenn and I caught up with him and we stuck our heads in the door and listened for a while. It was hot inside, smelt of smoke, pig fat and sweat from the bodies of the warriors packed inside.

An hour later the long skinny figure of Melisos slipped out of the round house and came looking for us. Melisos was our guardian he was also the tribe’s shaman, a medicine man, priest and magician all rolled into one. He smiled his gap toothed smile and said, ‘Well did you locate the weapons store?’

 

‘Yes,’ I said.

 

‘Good, I‘ll tell Bennos, you go and get some food. We’ve an early start tomorrow.’

 

Bennos was the clan leader and it was he who had hatched the plan to destroy the fort and steal the Roman weapons. A large force of Romans were on the way north and their job was to expand the fort and destroy the local clans. Having seen first hand how the Romans had defeated the clans to the south, Bennos was convinced that by adopting Roman method and Roman Weapons the clan would stand a better chance of fighting them off.

 

It was pitch black when Melisos woke us and already the camp was astir as the warriors prepared for the battle to come. A splash of water to wake us, then we climbed onto the carts. Brenn and I took the first, Conna the second and Melisos the third. The carts were loaded with sacks of grain that had to be delivered to the fort – we had no choice, the Romans would not release the hostages they held until it was delivered.

 

It was light when we reached the edge of the forest and we could see the guards on the walls of the fort came alive as the warning horns were sounded. By the time we reached the gates the Romans were ready for us and a voice called down, ‘I see Bennos has decided to send the grain.’

 

I did not bother to look up, because I knew the voice and I did not want to see the grinning face of Achea the traitor who had betrayed the clan and gone over to the Romans. Conna had no such reservations and I heard him spit before calling out, ‘Why don’t you open the gates dog of the Romans, before we turn and take it back.’

 

Someone above us laughed and was silenced by a growled order and the gates creaked open.

 

‘Hup, Hup,’ I called, the cart jerked forward and trundled into the fort.

 

Behind I could hear the rumble as Conna followed and kept on going as the shouts erupted from the area of the gateway. It was all going to plan, Melisos’s horse had bolted seemingly for no reason and the cart had veered to one side, hitting a gatepost and a wheel came off. That was the signal for the attack to begin and a mass of warriors burst out of the forest and raced towards the gates. There was pandemonium in the fort as horns sounded and men ran towards the gates only to be attacked from behind by the warriors that had burst from the grain sacks on our carts.

 

Taken completely by surprise and unable to bring their cavalry into play because of the broken down cart, the Romans were scattered as the warriors swept into the fort and began to hunt them down.

Conna, Brenn and I took no part in the fighting; we had other work to do. We made our way to the weapons store and began to load the carts. The first cart was full when a grinning Melisos arrived – his cart miraculously refitted with its wheel – and congratulated us. ‘Great job, you and Brenn take the cart back to the camp.’

 

There he goes again, trying to protect us, I know it’s what a guardian is supposed to do, but we found the weapons in the first place and there was no chance of us leaving until we had them all.

 

‘Send Conna,’ I said. ‘There’s no way we’re going until we have all the weapons.’

 

He looked at me for a moment then turned to Conna, ‘Take the cart back to the camp,’ he ordered.

 

Conna’s face fell, but he did as he was told and jumped up on the cart and took off for the gate. By this time there was a trace of wood smoke in the air as the warriors began to fire the fort.

 

‘Come on then,’ said Melisos. ‘Let’s get the job done before the fort burns down around our ears.’

 

All around us we could hear the sound of fighting, although none of it seemed to come near as we scurried back and forth between the store and the carts. The smoke was getting thicker and by the time we began loading the last cart I could hear the crackle of flames as they drew near. Melisos tried once more to get us to leave.

 

‘Why don’t you take this cart? I’ll finish loading the last one.’

 

‘We’ll leave when both are full,’ I said stubbornly.

 

Melisos did not argue he just shrugged his shoulders and headed back into the storeroom. As we worked the fire reached the end of the row and began to spread from roof to roof. When it reached the building next door Melisos said, ‘That’s it, lets go.’

 

Brenn ignored him and ran back in for one last load and that was when the fire jumped. One minute it was at the far side of the roof next door and the next the whole of storeroom roof was ablaze. I didn’t hesitate I ran in to get him out. Inside the air was filled with smoke and while I couldn’t see him I could hear him coughing. Ripping a strip from the hem of my shift I tied it over my nose and mouth and groped my way towards him and had only just reached him when the roof collapsed with a roar. Luckily we were near the back wall under the only part of the roof that hadn’t fallen yet, so we were alive for now. But with the way out blocked by roaring flames, the thatch above us on fire and the air filled with smoke, we wouldn’t be for long.

 

I put my arm around Brenn, pulled him down to floor and waited, wondering whether the smoke or the flames would kill us first. That was when Melisos appeared. How I don’t know, but suddenly he was there, covering us with his cloak and he was chanting.  It was hot and stifling beneath the cloak and I could hear Melisos’s chant even above the sound of the flames. Then a strange thing happened, the sound of the flames faded then stopped, as did the chanting. I pulled the cloak back and we both scrambled to our feet. There were no flames, no smoke, only blackness or there was until the door opened and a tall, skinny, unmistakable figure stood silhouetted in the light

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‘Come on you two, it’s time to go home,’ said the figure.

 

I followed Brenn through the door, looked up into the face of Mr Mellors and noticed for the first time that he had a gap toothed smile.
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The Snow
  
The snow drifts gently from the sky
Close the school the teachers cry

a kid may slip and hurt his bum

And we might catch it from his mum

In the yard snowballs will fly

And catch a teacher in the eye

Health and safety rules OK

We’ll educate another day
  
Fred Watson
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The Cucumber And The Pea.

 

‘Shall we dance?’ said the cucumber to the pea.

 

‘I think not, you are way too tall for me.’

 

‘Shall we stroll together on the sand?’

 

‘I think not, I’d need a ladder to hold your hand.’

 

Will you love and hold me tight

 

I think not, I don’t have the height

 

‘Is our love never to be?’

 

‘I think not, you’re a cucumber and I a pea.

 

‘One day, will togetherness be our fate?’

 

‘I think not, unless it be upon a plate.’
  
Fred Watson
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What do you call a monkey with a banana in each ear?
  
Anything you want, he can't hear you.
  

Fibber, Fibber

 

Copyright Fred Watson November 2007

 

Jenny was a fibber, for some reason she just could not tell the truth. If someone asked her what time the bus was due, she would say she did not know, even though the bus stop was right outside her front door and the bus came every twenty minutes. She was the same in school. If she were caught talking in class, she would look all innocent and claim it was not her, which was pretty naughty, because others would get the blame.

 

It became so bad that one Saturday her friends decided to teach her a lesson. Chloe asked if she would like to go on a trip with them to the ice rink.

 

‘Great,’ said Jenny. ‘It’s ages since I’ve been skating.’

 

‘Oh, can you skate then?’ asked Chloe.

 

‘I sure can, I used to go a lot last year,’ Jenny fibbed.

 

On Saturday morning Jenny asked her mum if she could go, but mum wasn’t sure, ‘ I don’t know it’s a long way and you might get lost.’

 

‘But Mum the others go every week and they know the way,’ said Jenny, which was a fib, because the others had only been a few times before.

 

‘Still I would be happier if an adult was going with you.’

 

‘Oh, that’s OK then, because Chloe’s mum is taking us.’ Jenny fibbed again.

 

‘In that case you can go,’ her mum said and gave her enough money to cover the bus fare, the ice rink and a little extra to spend.

 

Saying goodbye to her mum, Jenny walk over to Chloe’s house at the other end of the village. Chloe had told her to be there for ten o’clock. But when she arrived Chloe was still in bed and she had to wait an hour until she got up, got ready and had her breakfast. Score one to Jenny’s friends.

 

The others, Shannon, Charlie and Lisa arrived at eleven o’clock and they all walked to the bus stop. Jenny, who was first on, gave the driver a pound and asked for a ticket to the ice rink. ‘That will be another fifty pence then, it’s one pound fifty to the ice rink.’ Jenny frowned and gave the driver another fifty pence, she was sure that Shannon had told her the fare was one pound. Score two to Jenny’s friends.

 

When they reached the ice rink Jenny placed two pounds on the counter and said, ‘One please.’

 

Imagine her surprise when the lady said, ‘I need another pound, it’s three pound to get in.’

 

Yesterday when Jenny had asked Charlie how much it was, she was sure that she had said two pounds. She must have misheard; Charlie was her friend and would not lie to her.  Score three to Jenny’s friends.

 

They each picked up a pair of ice skates from the desk and sat down to put them on. After having lied to Chloe about being able to skate, Jenny watched the others carefully and laced her boots up tightly. Charlie suggested that she should slacken them off a bit as they were too tight, so Jenny did and when she stepped on the ice, fell flat on her back. Score four to Jenny’s friends

 

Chloe and Lisa helped her up and said they would hold her hands and take her around until she got used to the skates, but they started to go faster and faster, then suddenly they let go and with arms wind milling Jenny flew across the ice until she finally lost her balance and ended up skating on her bum.  Score five to Jenny’s friends.

 

When the skating session was over they handed in the boots and made their way to the café inside the ice rink. The others ordered a hot dog and a drink each, but Jenny only had one pound fifty left and she needed that for her bus fare. She spent a pound on a sausage roll and the others promised give her their change to make up her bus fare. But later when they got to the bus stop and gave her the change, she was twenty-five pence short and had to get off when her money ran out and walk the rest of the way to the village. Her friends waved and smiled as they continued their journey on the bus. Score six to Jenny’s friends.

 

Jenny was fed up, she had never had such a bad day, her friends had lied to her and she did not like it at all. Now she knew how others felt when she told them lies and she vowed never to be a fibber again.
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